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||Issue: 333 | 7th day of Running, Y10
|Tales of Cadmium, Athena, and Saffron: The Fight - Part Nine"What's the matter? You're not, like, totally scared, are you?" Tansy asked. The Plushie Cybunny gave a tinkling laugh...|
|Shay Peters and the Frivolous Fashionista: Part FiveI needed to get somewhere safe, somewhere I could plan how I was going to get myself out of this...
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|Karina, the Math Wiz: Part SevenShe couldn't help but smile. As pathetic as it seemed, the math test was doing a fantastic job of cheering her up...|
|Ghostfighters: Part SixTyra gave a small smile. "I'm sorry I tried to kill you," she said. Then she frowned. "Listen, Kiyoshi --"|
|Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part Four"Huh," Steele repeated, although his 'huh' was a mix of admiration, disbelief and – oddly enough – disappointment. "I think I'm beginning to see why Fuller chose you to join me..."|
|How do you solve a problem like Neovia?: Part FourThe factory did not explode. Balthazar delivered in captured Faeries at the start of the night, Herman and his men bottled them, and Balthazar returned to pick them up at dawn...|
|Masquerades: Part Eight"Have you ever known what it's like to be faced with poverty, Mr Trix? No? Let me enlighten you..."|
|We Are Meepit: Part Three"We storm the staircase to bring out the guards. Then we fight them," he said casually, as though announcing what was for breakfast. I didn't understand how Rayd could be so calm, when I was so jittery I thought I'd faint...|
|Brain of Neopia: Part ThreeBrilliant, he thought, as he got up. I've only been awake for a few seconds, and that's the second cliché I've used. I need to be careful...|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Missing Miamouse - Part ThreeCharlie shrugged. "Maybe it was an invisible ghost who can walk through walls." He and Damien laughed...|
|Lupe Pack Detectives - Case of the Missing Statue: Part Two"My instincts told me that we were dealing with an imitator. While I was in the living room, I did not see any glass fragments on the floor..."|
|A Tiki Tale: Color or Companion? - Part TwoIt was a gorgeous day; the storm from the previous day seemed to have passed. It was definitely a perfect day to begin the plan...|
|Superhero Sister: Part TwoThe guilt was hard to live with. Whenever Rayon was complimented, I tried my best to smile and feel happy for him- but I never was. It felt...|
|The Return of Dr. Sloth: Behind the Scenes - Part FourBut it wasn't because she was a coward, she told herself, of course not! She was just being smart. No intelligent person would walk blindly into a potentially dangerous place...|
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"Edna's Crash Course in Broomstickery" by tallydepp
Unlike most witches, Edna hadn't really taken to flying particularly well. She had spent over two hundred moons just learning the basics of broomstick travel and still hadn't quite mastered the art of broomstickery, something to which the Brain Tree would testify, since he had suffered a number of broken branches after an unfortunate incident last full moon when Edna had been feeling unusually confident about being...
"Vinny, you look great! A pirate zap on your first try, you are so lucky!" The speckled Acara ran outside and threw her arms around her big brother in a tight hug...