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||Issue: 331 | 22nd day of Awakening, Y10
|Lucky Me: Part Eight"Well," Anthony finally said while walking to the back door, "I have some work that I must attend to, so I'll be back soon to bring you all some lunch. Play nice, you guys..."|
|Three Wishes: Part Nine"I can sense you, little spies. You are trying to escape me." The Master's voice, now twice as horrible with disembodiment, clawed its way into Sylkon's mind...|
|Tales of Cadmium, Athena, and Saffron: The Fight - Part SevenBrett broke the silence. "We need to make them see how much they miss hanging out with each other..."|
|The Darkest Faerie Returns: Part SevenHis song had words. They told a story of a misguided Faerie who became the darkest of them all. He spoke of her rise and fall...|
|Fyora and Jhudora: Secrets Within the Clouds - Part Three"Indeed, dear sister," Jhudora remarked, her twisted lips still smiling demonically at them all, "you could never hope to best me!"|
|Shay Peters and the Frivolous Fashionista: Part ThreeWell, Julia, someone isn't who she says she is, I thought, wandering around near the meter. At that moment, a pudgy yellow Skeith wearing a pleated polo shirt came into my view...
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|The Magical Coconut Mission: Part FiveThe rapidly browning foliage of Mystery Island was spread out like a nightmarish postcard. Boughs were bending in defeat, their leaves rotting and dull...
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|Karina, the Math Wiz: Part FiveMrs. Yimps placed Karina's quiz on her desk faced down. She took a deep breath and flipped it over...|
|This Glass Container: Part ThreeShe closed her eyes and blissfully spiraled through the raindrops, which were pounding towards Neopia at a steadily increasing rate. She was free... |
|The Statue Collector: Part FourDespite her magical knowledge, she did not know how to find Avawna and her cave. It was disappointing news, but I figured, at least we were going to have the counter spell...|
|Ghostfighters: Part FourIt wasn't hard to find Tyra, lying sprawled on the grass beside the crumpled tent. Kiyoshi rushed over to her side, fearing the worst...|
|Strange Cases: Behemoth - Part TwoEach door led off to a different division, its name engraved on a burnished plaque above it. They passed Major Crimes and Natural Disasters first, followed by Anti-Megalomania, Encryptions, Plots...|
|How do you solve a problem like Neovia?: Part TwoAt least two hundred rotting corpses descended upon Neovia. People tried to run, but...|
|Masquerades: Part SixJames flinched and closed his eyes as the Gelert butler raised his bat...|
|The Return of Dr. Sloth: Behind the Scenes - Part TwoShe had finally gotten it just right, and was about to click 'send', when the emergency lights started flashing...|
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