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||Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9
|Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part SevenThe Lupe was yawning his fanged jaws off, scaring the passers-by to the other side of the road...
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|The Dark Faeries' Apprentice: Part Seven"She's crafty; she wouldn't leave it lying around," he pointed out to himself. After staring at the mattress for a few seconds, he flipped it over with ease...|
|Star Power: Part SevenAfter briefly skimming through the words to the music, she felt like choking herself with her cereal spoon. They were the stupidest, shallowest, most banal lyrics she had ever read...|
|The Partnership: Part FiveRimlen sneaked out of her house at least once a month. So did this mean that I could possibly stake out and catch her in the act?|
|The Chronicles of Knight III: End of Nightmare - Part FiveOut of the gloom a royal Uni charged. He halted in front of them and pawed the ground anxiously. "Sir Raatri and Lady Knight Avari?" the Uni asked...|
|Deep Secrets: Part Six"Nuria, I come in supplication."
One moment, nothing but empty desert beyond him—then...
|The Mystery Behind Neoschool: Part Five"Well, well, well. What in Neopia should I ever do to make you forget about your discovery?" It was a scary thought...|
|Sloth's Time Machine: Part Four"So is that what you do at those big important meetings?" Zoland asked Krule with a sneer. "You just sit there yelling about how you should be in charge?"
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|I, Sloth, King of Meridell...: Part FourAs Sloth gave me a high five (something he had never done before in my life), Perry gasped, "He cheated again, Your Highness! He tripped me!"
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|Kadoatery Khronicles: Part ThreeFreddie slumped to the floor of his cage, listening to everyone talking about him as if he wasn't there with a gloomy expression. "I wanna go home already..."|
|The Sleeping King: Part ThreePatch nodded, smiled, and turned away, as if Bluetail's answer had been nothing out of the ordinary. Bluetail however, covered his mouth, ashamed of his answer. What was happening to him? |
|Sunshine and the Sphere: Part ThreeRae was out of his seat and halfway across the room before he heard his aunt's voice.
"Raeden. A word, please..."|
|The Silent City: Part TwoOne step at a time. Etana didn't know where she'd be now if she hadn't taken the last year one step at a time...|
|Castles, Kidnappings, and Really Bad Gourmet Food: Part TwoI pushed open the next door, even more wary. I knew it was 50-50 that it'd be the ladies' room...|
|What Am I?: Part TwoKelenria hesitated, trying to determine whether her next words were going to get her shredded. Finally deciding to risk it now rather than be forced to later, she said...|
|The Right Reason: Part TwoHe'd been practicing punches for an hour and was about ready to call it quits. The Gnorbu wasn't dumb enough to actually say it out loud...|
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Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding Slushies Underneath The Commentating Box? Well, no, because it’s so devious that it can’t be mentioned. But here is just a mere taste of the carnage we witnessed deep within the belly of the stands: the news that never got reported…
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