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||Issue: 300 | 13th day of Swimming, Y9
|Waiting for Anna: Part EightNo one seems hurried or anxious about anything. Everyone is smiling, trading nods with friends and strangers. Anna doesn't belong here, and she knows it...|
|Let Darkness Fall: Part Six"Emperor Kass! Emperor Kass!" the people chanted. Their adoration gave him strength, and he met Jeran's attack with a devastating series of blows...|
|Abandoned: Part FiveShe waved the doll in the air frantically, and it took Taite a moment to realize what was wrong. Yes, Flight Attendant Usuki was fully outfitted with perfectly groomed fur, but there was one thing missing... |
|The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Five"Uh," said Mijjol, struggling to keep the door still. "I've come." BOOM. "To rescue." BOOM. "You." BOOM. BOOM.|
|Etana the Coward: Part Four"Have you brought news?" Winch enquired, his hard voice edged with a strange, hopeful note. Etana stiffened. She had to do it; she had to save Brogan. But something stopped her...|
|The End of the Rainbow: Part Four"Don't tell me, tell Joy." Mossiku laughed, pointing to his owner. His owner. Had he really just referred to her as that? |
|Curse of the Werelupe: Part FourThe Kau continued to stare at her and she began to feel unnerved. "Well, aren't you going to ask my name?" the Kau said sadly. "Because that's what polite people usually do..."|
|Undisguised Devotion: Part Two"Run -- run away?" she stammered. "He can't have. He can't have!" Her voice rose to a hysterical shout...
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|A Fiery Friendship: Part ThreeFlame turned and walked away and, after he had taken one last glance at the waterfall and the archway, Corran followed him. Wait, an archway?|
|The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part TwoShe had been here only two days, but that was still sufficient time to muse over the most ridiculous mistake of her life. Despite the rough Zoltan and the sneering Ymer, she wasn't afraid ...|
|Smurdnunoc: Part TwoLennert, the Lenny, was busy scribbling something down on a piece of paper when the Pteri approached. Looking up, Lennert glared at him. "Finally!" he shouted. "It took you long enough!"|
|Fenny Vail: The Story Behind An Underdog - Part ThreeI was so excited. I even skipped breakfast to get to school early. Lilo would be getting back to me on the tryouts during my study hall, which was my first class of the day...|
|Waiting Out the Storm: Part Two"Wasn't he such a jerk?" she muttered under her breath to Patricia and looked over to her left. The Uni wasn't there. Jenna spun back and saw to her anger that Patricia was talking to the jerk...|
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30 Ways: Celebrate 300
Welcome, one and all, to the 300th edition of the Neopian Times! So much has happened in the past one hundred issues. Great adventures have been told, gut-bustingly funny comics have been drawn, and many articles about every topic under Kreludor have received virtual printing. So how, you ask, do you celebrate this milestone in Neopian Times history? Look no further! Here are thirty great ideas for how to have fun...
Two mischievous pets that just want to give their owners a special surprise for the 300th issue!
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