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Waiting for Anna: Part Seven

Anna has to move back to get out of the way of the excited tourists claiming their places. No need to disrupt their order by cutting ahead, she thinks. After all, she has a year...

by extreme_fj0rd
Faded Memories #1: Forgotten Princess - Part Six

The guard didn't need to explain any further. Fyora and the council members were on their feet and out the door in seconds. They rushed to the courtyard and were greeted with total chaos...

by kit_3_3_3
Let Darkness Fall: Part Five

"Will they see me attempting to consolidate my power by eliminating my only rival for leadership and taking care of Meridell's Champion at the same time? For The Three whisper to all people, and their lies are easily heard..."

by feriku
Stuck: Part Five

"Terri, calm down, I'm fine!' Terri's spontaneous hugs were sometimes very awkward for me, since I didn't have arms. "Seriously. It's okay..."

by silent_snow
Abandoned: Part Four

Three pink Unis strolled up to the table and sat down around them. Taite attempted to smile at Asha, Cardea, and Kiran, but she couldn't bring herself to show any real emotion. Not today...

by goldenpaw
The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Four

The peak of Terror Mountain was swarming with chaos. Children clutching broken toys wailed in agony, the baby Kacheek sobbing the loudest of all. Their guardians stood around shaking their heads in despair...

by yoyote
How Soup Saved Neopia: Part Four

He scurried across the hall and slid inside a cleaning closet. He searched the back wall of the closet for the secret button, found it, and pressed. The secret door slid open and he jumped inside...

by tessie_doodle_
Etana the Coward: Part Three

She kicked the Sleep Ray across the floor when she came to it and swept away the books from the lowest shelf. She'd seen Brogan disappear through this trapped door so many times. It always looked so easy...

by xialavin
The End of the Rainbow: Part Three

He jumped up into the tall chair, groaning when he realized that he couldn't see over the table. "Wonderful..."

by littlej001
Curse of the Werelupe: Part Three

"I'm fine," he gasped. "There's nothing wrong..." He swayed and his legs collapsed underneath him...

by rachelindea
A Fiery Friendship: Part Two

Then, to everyone's surprise, Jeran Borodere walked outside. "I thought I should see whether or not the squire I sponsored is any good." The giant Lupe winked...

by kandeegrrl
Fenny Vail: The Story Behind An Underdog - Part Two

He sneered. "Princess, go home. You're too young for this game," he told me...

by superdate
 
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