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||Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9
|Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Eight"You're going to get zapped," Ara explained, "into a brainless minion of the Meepits. You will become pink colored, and you will not have a will of your own..."
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|Further Tales of Woe: Part SixIt was slightly reassuring to Reggie to be able to hold the Slorgclops close, but it kept making those awful snuffling purr noises, which surely attracted more brigands than it deterred...|
|Secrets and Shadows: Part Five"You mean to say that because you lost your way, you led the Meridell ambassador through the dregs of the keep all night long, while every officer, soldier, maid, and kitchen servant scoured the Citadel looking for the two of you..."|
|An Illusion Spun: Part Four"What are you talking about?" Karik demanded. He had dropped the coconut and was standing above her, breathing heavily, looking bewildered and slightly wild-eyed...|
|Book of Wisdom: Part FourThe Korbat looked up in alarm.
"Where's my mommy?" she asked, her huge eyes staring up at Hannah...|
|Dreams Do Come True: Part ThreeMs. Annette Lightfoot, We are terribly sorry to announce this, but...|
|Clumsy Claudia and the Great Negg Hunt: Part ThreeAll eyes turned towards Claudia, who flushed a deep crimson color; she hated being the center of attention. Biting her lip, she tried to ignore...
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|Ailemea Smiled: Part Two"You don't understand, sis," he said. "A Kougra is living in my room. He has an angelpuss. He is white. He doesn't groom and he has no fashion sense and..."|
|Those Dark Eyes: Part Three"Isn't this exciting?" asked Rovan as they neared the tall doors. He looked over at Afton, and she could see the eagerness in his dark eyes...|
|Waiting for Anna: Part Two"I don't remember being here," she says absently. Inside, her heart is soaring. A mage--a real mage, here in town! She has never seen a mage before...|
|The Lost Fuzzle: Part Two"Garin, we're hopelessly lost; admit you're wrong for once," I said, annoyed...|
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Fyora, the queen of the faeries. Sun gleams off every strand of her perfect hair. Crisp, ironed clothes and gleaming jewellery. No neopet wouldn't willingly throw themselves to the Snowager while it is awake in order to acquire the knowledge of the secrets of Fyora's dazzling good looks. Upon interview, Fyora refused to disclose...
For the first week or so of school, people avoided her entirely, not wanting to come in contact with such a "hideous creature." I couldn't help but feel pity for the poor girl...
|A Day with a Legend|
"Oh," Lily said. "You mean the Judge Hog that spends all of his time flashing smiles at the camera instead of actually contributing to Neopia?"
|Plushies From All Over Neopia|
There are probably millions of plushies everywhere, from a Headless Von Roo plushie to a Cloud Ixi plushie. But what kind of plushies are good for my pets?
Now, listen. We all know Fyora is graceful, poised and elegant to a fault, but logic dictates that she has to have moments of searing mortification from time to time.