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||Issue: 286 | 6th day of Eating, Y9
|Tangled Up in Blu: Part TwelveA tall, elegant water faerie lay on the beach before her, her turquoise scales glistening in the mid-afternoon sunlight...|
|Catching Up: Part NineOut of unspoken consensus none of them spoke until Clocia left again. Then Therisa leaned forward. "Patricia, you look horrible. It was an accident, it wasn't--"|
|The Mirror of Memories: Part ElevenEnzie put us all to shame as she tore past us, holding Kin in her mouth as she ran. Then she flipped him up into the air and he landed right on her back. It was pretty much the coolest thing I'd ever seen...|
|Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Nine"People visit the Space Station every day!" Cypher said flatly. "If they haven't seen anything yet, we know we're dealing with evil masterminds..."|
|Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part EightShe had been trying to make him angry, and she succeeded. With an angry snarl, he launched himself towards her, waving Thyra's Dagger angrily...|
|Spheres of Influence: Part Five"I noticed you were talking with Drake when I entered the living room this evening," Illa said. "You wanted to know about Drake, and why he is as he is?"|
|The Ghost of Meridell: Part Four"What Lupess?" Danner asked. "What are you talking about? There's no one here except you and us... and that half blown apart building over there..."|
|Guardian: Part ThreeThe Zafara scowled at her. "Tell me, young Shoyru, for this is of great importance. Where did you get those bands?"|
|Legacy of Ice: Part ThreeOne of her paws was almost completely gone now. Mist stopped walking, staring at her stubby limb. What could she do now? |
|The Shadows: Part ThreeI walked through the doorway cautiously, looking around for anybody else in the hut. Only one pet sat in the middle of the room, eyes closed and legs crossed. That person was the Kyrii Mystic...|
|Lost With Isaerios: Part Two"SQUEAK SCREECH EE OO!" Haelee scolded me. "OO EE YELP AH." The chiding went on for a while...|
|Traitors And Warriors: Part Two"Miss Jopherra fears for your safety," Fyora remarked. "She describes you as 'distant and reserved'. She also adds that you 'appear to be unaware of the dangerous situation'..." |
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Hopefully, though, you have not come to disown, but to be that shining ray of sun and take home a petrified little pet. But wait--! Are you truly ready for this? As kind of an act as it is, once you adopt a Neopet, there's no going back. Before you make your final choice, make sure you can say yes to each one of the following questions...
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