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||Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9
|Another Hero's Journey: Part TwelveTwo weeks later, Trestin was slowly recovering from its ordeal with the bandits, and business went on as usual – except...|
|Tangled Up in Blu: Part ElevenKing Kelpbeard took in the tired and slightly mangled form of the island Gelert. "You will forever be venerated in Maraqua as a hero, as will your companions..."|
|Catching Up: Part Eight"I thought we'd try something new today," she said, and watched amusedly as they looked up, grinning. "For the gala show..."|
|The Mirror of Memories: Part Ten"I say we keep the jewel," Enzie said loudly. "I mean, who cares about the kid? He'll find a nice home somewhere..."|
|Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part EightCypher groaned. "Does it say anything specific about Jhudora? I didn't think so! We have to find things exclusively about her, not faeries in general!" Suddenly, an idea struck Cypher...|
|Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part SevenKiya paused, and then realisation dawned on her face. "Yes," she whispered. "You need to get down to the treasury..."|
|Spheres of Influence: Part FourNaia explained in simple terms how Neopians everywhere were disappearing, and that where they vanished there was a strange scent. She said nothing about the grey Kougra. She didn't think it would do any good, really...|
|The Ghost of Meridell: Part ThreeJeran watched the King's Champion with questioning eyes as he walked to a thin brown cabinet in the far corner. He opened it up and very carefully took out what was inside. Jeran's jaw hit the floor as the knight handed him a brilliantly crafted sword...|
|Guardian: Part TwoRionex turned around and glared at Sage. "Mom, they'd still think I'm crazy!" she cried angrily. "Why don't you want me to go near large bodies of water? Why won't you tell me even who my dad is? Why won't you explain anything to me?"|
|Illusen's Bad Hair Day: Part Three"Then let's go!" Illusen started to float, but stopped when she heard the sound of the oozing jelly again. The Jelly was now inching toward them. Through its transparent body, they saw Jhudora still fighting...|
|Legacy of Ice: Part TwoThe Wocky was now returning the insect's look of surprise. He didn't seem to be a mean pet; did that mean he was a good one? Most good pets were polite, though. She didn't know what to make of this strange insect who was a rude nice person...|
|The Shadows: Part TwoI racked my brain all of the way home. Trying to remember how I could have possibly ended up in the park with no memory of going there. Maybe I had sleepwalked...|
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"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."
|The Tomamu Dilemma|
"It's super-simple! All we have to do is lay out a blanket, put up a sign that says, 'Leave your Tomamu to be cared for here', and play with other people's Petpets all day!"
|When Empty Bags Attack|
I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?
|Faerie Wars: Tactics|
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