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||Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9
|Another Hero's Journey: Part TenJovan entered the shadow Shoyru's room, bearing a tray of steaming tea and some biscuits. "Bandits," said the blue Ixi anxiously. "I bolted our doors and shut all our windows..."|
|Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part EightKass nodded. "We have known each other too long for this, my friend. You needn't try to hide what you cannot conceal..."
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|Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part NineHe wanted so badly to tell the truth, but he was a little afraid of what Seth might do. It had been a mistake, bargaining with magic to escape the situation...|
|Tangled Up in Blu: Part Nine"No time for questions. I have to use its power to restore Vzelle." Blu held the Trident out...|
|Catching Up: Part SixMaybe Ms. Evea had meant it for her ears only. If that were true, though, she had to have singled Patricia out for some reason. But why? The Dark Faerie shrugged and sighed...|
|The Mirror of Memories: Part Eight"What... what is that thing?!" Enzie demanded, pointing at the jewel in Malin's hands. "How is this possible?"|
|Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Six"You'll never believe what I found out last night!" Cypher said, remembering her news. "I investigated the Ice Caves, and in the Neggery, every ferocious negg was gone except one..."|
|Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part FiveArchilles gave her a sharp nudge. "Well, what are they saying?" he asked impatiently...|
|Spheres of Influence: Part TwoSuddenly, a streak of white fur shot past the Tyrannian Kougra. Before he could see what it was, he saw the creature running down the street toward Cole and Robin...|
|Vanity: Part Three"I just didn't... didn’t expect you to be home, um, yet." Sarah was wringing her paws together...|
|Super Chel: Part TwoChel stared at Eric. He was a boy. She was a girl. If she went up to him to try to become friends she'd be an outcast. There would be endless teasing by Isabella, Chel's best friend, and the other girls. But on the other hand, he wanted to be a super hero...|
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Does she scowl at you like some other faerie whose name starts with a J and ends with an '-hudora' when you go to do a quest? No. She does not. Illusen looks like the type of faerie that you could have fun with and do crazy things, like draw funny faces on Turmaculus while he's sleeping. Jhudora... well... her only friend is probably a Bartamus...
|Illusen's Day Off|
"By order of Fyora, in punishment of thy many deeds dark and destructive, thou shalt be sentenced to a single day in the Glade..."
|The Prize Most Sought|
They were still quite a distance away from it, yet they could already hear the sounds of many, many voices within. Hanging over the bright red door was a dusty, peeling sign that read "The Pound"...
Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But...