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||Issue: 278 | 9th day of Awakening, Y9
|Another Hero's Journey: Part Five"Reuben and Rohane – both gone, just like that! We have to get a search party and look for them! Who knows what's happening?"|
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part SixRolan reached out and grabbed Jeran's elbow, derailing the Lupe's train of thought. "We're here," he whispered...|
|Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part ThreeTenultra padded around Jeran to position herself in front of the Lupe. "We are here to free all of Miaglo's prisoners, and we need to move quickly..."
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|Afternoon Tea: Part Three"Oh, please!" cried Gloria, still standing up. "The Afton I'm friends with would never put hundreds of workers out of a job! You are not the friend I knew..."|
|Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part Four"W-What will you offer me in return?" The stammer betrayed his misgivings. He could show no weakness. His new allies were dangerous, and he was not as powerful as they seemed to think he was...|
|Tangled Up in Blu: Part FourBlu, stunned beyond belief, could not control her thoughts. How dare he! He has no proof that I am solely to blame for whatever happened on that day! I don't even know what happened on that day! What do I do?!?|
|The Mirror of Memories: Part ThreeI didn't feel anything at all, so I put my whole hand through. A portal. I took one last deep breath, closed my eyes, and quickly walked through the mirror...|
|Twist of Fate: Part TwoManda tried talking to me through the door, and I didn’t want to have anything to do with it. Talking through the door was like advertising to the whole neighborhood what my problems were...|
|Secret of the Advent Calendar: Part TwoJibjuff heard people outside screaming and shouting; she looked out the window and saw a terrible sight. Repaired meepit plushies and dung meepit plushies marched forth in swarms...|
|The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Two"I can't believe it. I just can't. It’s the Staff of Alhasutek, the real thing! I studied this last year!"|
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