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The Price of Faith: Part Eleven

Waves parted on either side, crashing and foaming, the wind ruffling her purple gowns and silky hair. She held her staff in one hand, though it was now devoid of the Crystal that was meant to sit atop it...

by mutedsanity
True Sisters: Part Seven

Clambering to her feet, Morbid strode up the steps to the platform and stood hesitantly before Cinpate. With a twinkle in his eye, he unsheathed his sword and placed the flat of the blade upon her head...

by im_smarter_then_you
Past Reflections: Part Eight

"Is this how you fight?" she demanded angrily, her every word ringing out her utter contempt. "By going up against little kids who can't even stand?"

by smurfafied1800
Encountering Resistance: Part Seven

"These cells are something else. I tried to burn through one of the walls with my pocket welding iron, but all I had time to do was blow a hole through to that water pipe before a guard came in and took it away..."

by moosuem
The Peophin Incident: Part Five

Chaelian found himself gazing upon an incredible scene. Miles and miles of nothing but mountains rose up from the earth, all of them formed from the light brown stone commonly found in Tyrannia...

by kyrinn
In the Nightmares: Part Three

"Don't you see it?" Chara asked. "It's the dream. You found that thing, and now, whatever the rest of the dream is, it's going to come true..."

by lavendergoddess79
The Kougra Klan: Part Four

"Oka belongs to us," said another familiar voice behind her. It was a deep, rasping voice, and it sounded is if he were sneering at her...

by ikea_sale
Hannah and the Pirate Boy: Curse of the Medallion - Part Three

"Young Captain Garin," Scarblade spoke menacingly. His voice was dark and unnerving...

by lldff
The Search for the Golden Dice: Part Two

Standing on the threshold was an old pirate Lupe, holding a rapier, which he was pointing at Dublin. Dublin stepped back...

by corr2000
The Adventures of a New Big Sister: Part Two

I clung to Jeanie like a leech, staring with fear at the dark faerie. Trohanex was staring wide-eyed with admiration at her...

by jeanaet
From Enemy to Brethren: Part Two

Now, as Mimi and I headed to school, with Rat trailing behind us, I let him tease me. Every time he leaped for my tail I'd manage to flick it away...

by rainbow_lover852
 
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