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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Nine

Tishka frowned. "How are we going to get out?" she asked. "Do the doors to the docking bay even work?"

by sarahleeadvent
Her Spirit's Eyes: Part Eight

"But of course, poor Princess Rose wouldn't want to be overthrown," Wanda added...

by petfriendamy
The Price of Faith: Part Eight

The sand stretched out as far as the eye could see, the washed-out blue sky framed in rippling heat waves that blurred and distorted just about everything...

by mutedsanity
Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Six

"It explains many things, does it not? How I can shapeshift. Why I seemed to know everything. Why I wanted to come with you so badly..."

by danama
Pages of a Lost Past: Part Seven

I positioned myself against the pillow and slowly opened the journal to the last entry I had read. Kachie curled up on my stomach so she could read along with me...

by sibertiger9
The Lost World of Stnaltia: Part Six

"They want the energy bubbles," Blackwingedbird told him, and he could tell she was out of breath...

by silentbutterfly
True Sisters: Part Four

A rush of morning energy filled me, and without thinking I shot off into the sky...

by im_smarter_then_you
Past Reflections: Part Five

"You've heard about Tyne, yes? She was like a sister to me. We grew up together, watched over by our old adopted mother. Unfortunately..."

by smurfafied1800
Shades of Darkness: Lights in the Shadows - Part Four

"It is very rare that we come across an immortal," said Torono. "You need to start using your gift..."

by jesse12_3
Encountering Resistance: Part Four

"We've got no supply of rations, we're all positively tuckered out, and we've also lost the one thing we could have used against the Empire..."

by moosuem
The Mynci Squad: Part Three

Mono jumped and shook himself out of his enchanted state. He looked up to see Shvon and - no, it couldn't be!

by costa_rican_girl
Not Just Another Lupe Story: Part Two

"So? What do you think?" He flashed an award-winning smile in an attempt to win Cole over...

by harpyeagletimberwolf
The Peophin Incident: Part Two

"A few yards away is a house belonging to a renowned mapmaker, famous for his 'good, detailed maps.' I'm certain he wouldn't mind if we were to borrow one..."

by kyrinn
The Day 250 Struck: Part Two

The pets there all turned to stare at her. "Something evil is doing 250-related crimes all throughout Neopia!"

Also by plutoplus1

by puppy200010

A Jelly's Journey: Part Two

Angrily shoving the last of the food inside his bag, he reached for the Neopian Times. But before he could tuck it back inside the bag, he noticed something odd...

Also by sunset_rose285

by sum41girl2k

 
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"Discovering Nobody" by thecandyandfoodlover
Sipping his coffee, Dr. Sloth opened up the newest Neopian Times issue. As he read one of the headlines, he sputtered and steaming hot coffee sprayed everywhere. Oh Borovan, not again! Yes, yes again. Again, there was another issue of the NT. Again, there was an article. Again, it was about him. Again, again, again! Hello! Aren't there any other things to talk about...




Other Stories


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Discovering Nobody
What if I interview someone? Me, Dr. Sloth? Interviewing somebody so ordinary that it's out of the ordinary?

by thecandyandfoodlover

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The Past Revealed
Alton thought about it. He couldn't tell the truth, could he? About Hanna's Princess, and that mysterious stranger?

by annaleetang

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An Editorial - Tandrak Shaye Style
And now, without further ado, here are the questions Tandrak Shaye, that lovable Darigan Gelert, answered for us.

by skycrowmor

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Cuddly Catastrophes
The menace is among us, and its name is Chia.

by pyrosquirrelx

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Sibling Rivalry
I don't think I'm so hungry anymore...

by evilpuppyangel

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Constant Stupidity
You're abnormal!

by _darkthief_



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