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||Issue: 247 | 7th day of Swimming, Y8
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Nine"Traitors," the skeleton hissed, "belong to us."
He walked fully into the room, followed by two more of his kind. "They are ours;
it has been the law since the first king." |
|Dusk in Tyrannia: Part SixA Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled
to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle
into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...|
|My Vacation: Part Five"Ah, they're completely solid!" my owner said,
completely certain. Just then, a baby Kougra with a shrieking Ona fell through
|Behind the Forbidden Door: Part FiveHis laughter faded
to a smile, and shaking his head he said quietly, "I'm so glad Lerox stuck his
head into that room- you two are the best thing that's happened to me for a
|Her Spirit's Eyes: Part FourRose jumped at the sound of her maid knocking
at the door. She quickly folded the blankets over the dagger and book...|
|The Price of Faith: Part FourIt was a cold morning. The frost lay
like lace over the frail plants and rocks. The sky was a brilliant blue without
a single smudge of cloud, and the sun was so bright it was almost shouting aloud
how good it was to be alive...|
|Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part TwoSure enough he could see the
dark shapes of the Grarrls following closely behind. With his last reserves of strength the Draik
hauled himself out of the water...|
|Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part Three"This Mega Carrot Blaster
will help you in defeating the Cybunny Night. However, before you can even face
the Cybunny Night, you need to see your sisters in the Rock Caves."|
|Pages of a Lost Past: Part ThreeNone of them had said a word for several hours.
The only noises came from the paddle slicing through the clear water and the
Island Techo who had been humming since they had left Mystery Island...|
|The Lost World of Stnaltia: Part TwoAt least I landed on something soft,
she thought with a sigh as she opened her eyes to find herself in a very hidden,
very dimly lit cave. Moss was growing on the walls...|
|For the Altador Cup: Part Two"She remembers! I thought you said she wouldn't
remember. You have no idea how hard it was for me! I had to give her a sleeping
cookie WAY before schedule. Now everything's messed up and it's all your fault!"|
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Are They Really Bland?
This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?
|The Fearsome Twosome|
It was perfect. Its wings were
pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the
pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...
|One Night at Midnight|
He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night
that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards...