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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Nine

"Traitors," the skeleton hissed, "belong to us." He walked fully into the room, followed by two more of his kind. "They are ours; it has been the law since the first king."

by nimras23
Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six

A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...

by alkuna_
My Vacation: Part Five

"Ah, they're completely solid!" my owner said, completely certain. Just then, a baby Kougra with a shrieking Ona fell through the ceiling...

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Five

His laughter faded to a smile, and shaking his head he said quietly, "I'm so glad Lerox stuck his head into that room- you two are the best thing that's happened to me for a long time..."

by sarahleeadvent
Her Spirit's Eyes: Part Four

Rose jumped at the sound of her maid knocking at the door. She quickly folded the blankets over the dagger and book...

by petfriendamy
The Price of Faith: Part Four

It was a cold morning. The frost lay like lace over the frail plants and rocks. The sky was a brilliant blue without a single smudge of cloud, and the sun was so bright it was almost shouting aloud how good it was to be alive...

by mutedsanity
Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part Two

Sure enough he could see the dark shapes of the Grarrls following closely behind. With his last reserves of strength the Draik hauled himself out of the water...

by danama
Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part Three

"This Mega Carrot Blaster will help you in defeating the Cybunny Night. However, before you can even face the Cybunny Night, you need to see your sisters in the Rock Caves."

by anime_cybunny
Pages of a Lost Past: Part Three

None of them had said a word for several hours. The only noises came from the paddle slicing through the clear water and the Island Techo who had been humming since they had left Mystery Island...

by sibertiger9
The Lost World of Stnaltia: Part Two

At least I landed on something soft, she thought with a sigh as she opened her eyes to find herself in a very hidden, very dimly lit cave. Moss was growing on the walls...

by silentbutterfly
For the Altador Cup: Part Two

"She remembers! I thought you said she wouldn't remember. You have no idea how hard it was for me! I had to give her a sleeping cookie WAY before schedule. Now everything's messed up and it's all your fault!"

by lili483
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