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||Issue: 246 | 30th day of Relaxing, Y8
|The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part EightTheir
side of the battlefield was dotted with dark blue tents as far as the eye could
see. Many different Neopets and Petpets scurried from tent to tent, shouting orders
at their subordinates as they ran...|
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part EightA misty red haze swirled around her face, as
the ring told Jeran she was lying; Lisha knew exactly what he was talking
about. "Of course you don't," he teased...|
|Shad and Saura: A Week in Bogshot - Part Five"It's a house sign," Shad grunted with his ears
drooping. "Huntress has told us about them. People hardly ever use those anymore..."|
|Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Five"Now, let's have a brave volunteer." Kiara grinned
wickedly as several paws shot into the air. "Who wants to give Frost a good
|My Vacation: Part Four"Let's go pick up some breakfast and then we
can go see the Ruins," Jeanie said. I turned around and was in my wetsuit before
|Behind the Forbidden Door: Part FourTishka and Lerox ran through the undergrowth
on tiptoe, as swiftly and silently as they possibly could. Tishka was nearly
at her wits' end...|
|Her Spirit's Eyes: Part ThreeLaura turned her head so she could see Dina.
She looked into her pretty indigo eyes, they were so amazing... so unusual...
so... magical. But why?|
|The Price of Faith: Part Three"But what about avalanches?" I hissed, my eyes
widening at the mere thought, and then flicking up to the gleaming icicles above
as though expecting them to take my cue and come shattering down at any moment...|
|The Soul of Maraqua: Part Three"As soon as possible. In fact, right now. After we get Naracissus,
of course, for although she is young, she is representative of the Soul of Maraqua,
and only she has the right to open the box..."|
|Destiny of Seamstress Cybunny: Part Two"What happened to Miss Kougra?" I asked loudly.
Shai hesitated for a moment as she came up with a reply...|
|Because of a Jawshell: Part TwoShe pondered and looked in every direction,
pushing away fronds of kelp and feeling the sand between her fingers...|
|Pages of a Lost Past: Part Two"Then why did she look like she had packed for
a trip? Are you sure she was okay?" Sibertiger9 asked...|
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"The Black Hole: Elon's Story" by beastybas
"Elon, pass it to me, I'm open!" Jair Tollet screeched. The Maraquan Eyrie was so close to the goal she could have made a superb shot. But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net. The goalkeeper didn't even have a chance. Yes! Elon thought happily...
|Colors, Colors, Everywhere|
For as long as they could remember living with
Usa, they had been overshadowed by painted pets everywhere. They had been ridiculed
since their first day of Neoschool...
|Too Many Rotten Old Shoes?|
There is reason
to believe there is an entire underground organization or mystical village of
retired shoemakers dedicated to recycling the same several million shoes to
bring great angst and mystery into our lives or really polluted waters.