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The Fall of Qasala: Part Seven

As much as I hated Jazan, I knew that Razul loved him intensely, and that his loss would prove devastating for my King. I wanted more than anything to go down onto the sand and search for Jazan and Nightsteed...

by danama
The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Six

"Whoa now, Donis, don't get mad," Vagio chided. "The last thing I need is a disgruntled prisoner!"

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part Six

The crowds slowly turned to stare at the two falling shapes, trying to work out what was going on...

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Six

A brown Zafara head poked through the doorway. "I hear the sounds of people having fun," Mourvan accused. "You know that's not allowed."

by nimras23
A Quest Unlike Any Other: Part Five

Rounding the corner, she uttered a cry - there, in the far corner of the room were her brothers - all apparently sleeping. Quickly, the Tuskaninny roused them. "How did you guys get here?" she demanded...

by toffee_choc
Shad and Saura: A Week in Bogshot - Part Three

But the difference between a nice painted Halloween Lupe and a real wild WereLupe was the difference between a sparkshooter and a Portable Kiln...

by ssjelitegirl
Knights of Altador: the Darkest Faerie's Wrath - Part Four

She was gone. Again. She disappeared in Fyora's castle in Faerie City, Faerieland, which is how we got here, but now was not a good time to disappear...

by hob51
Getting Rid of the Grey: Part Three

By this time, the tourists who had been inside had come outside, and were waiting for the parade to begin. It would be headed by Fyora, followed by magical floats and the finale would be beautiful fireworks created by Fyora herself...

by lili483
Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Three

One day, right in the middle of a game, an excited group of fans charged by, cheering at the top of their lungs. "Moehawk is playing tonight!"

by alkuna_
Babysitting Blues: Part Three

"YES!" Andy yelled as the window opened easily for him. He quickly jumped in and shut it...

by dragons_rule211
More Like Saffron: Part Two

Not a day went by without either Cadmium or Athena being told, "Why can't you be more like your sister?" Finally, what later came to be known as "The Last Straw" happened after school, about six weeks after Saffron's adoption...

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part Two

It was a great relief to see the snow covered peak of Terror Mountain. The landing was not very good and I landed straight in the center of a junk pile...

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Two

The big, glowing blue letters on the screen displayed the same maddening message he had seen so many times over the past month: ACCESS DENIED. Flingon put his head in his hands and stifled a moan. Sloth was going to be furious...

by sarahleeadvent
 
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