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||Issue: 237 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y8
|How The Drenched Came To Be: Part Five“How can he say that about us? It’s
not like we chose to be blessed by Dread or whichever member of the Drenched
it was that blessed us. It’s not fair!”|
|Shad and Saura: The Old Neolodge: Part ThreeThe sitting room was indeed dark. The windows were still sealed, pieces of
the vase had been shattered all over the floor and only the maid slept on the
couch, curled up under the blanket. Ash wasn’t there and both Neopets just knew
that he wouldn’t be coming back any more...|
|The Shoyru Tamer: Part Six“Aw, how cute,” Jhudora said sarcastically. “The little baby losers are teaming
up.” She laughed. “No matter how powerful your magic is, Sammy, I’ll always
be better than you. Evil is always better than good.”|
|A Confusing Conglomeration: Part FiveThe Alien Aisha Commander
leapt to the side and snatched up the Blue Shoyru. Holding her close as a shield,
he backed up towards the wall... |
|Return of the Double Agent: Part Five Stiffening, the Zafara continued, "He has a certain
interesting habit that you might've heard of... Skarl is rather fond of... dancing
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|Unquenchable: Part Three“Has it ever occurred to you that sometimes sorry isn’t good enough?” she said
haughtily. “There is only so much I can take from a scoundrel like you.
What are you even doing, leaving here? Are you trying to escape from Darigan,
|Havering and the Temple of Horrors: Part Two“...monster... faceless... dark... don’t make me go... no! So many... so many...
|The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part TwoI headed
towards the source of screams and fire, only half aware of what I was doing.
I still couldn’t believe I had traveled back in time, and why I was rushing
towards the attack was even more unbelievable. But something was pulling
me towards it...|
|Never Trust A Xweetok: Part TwoMaybe Briette’s not all she cracked up to be, he thought. Maybe she
does know how to use Jhudora’s Wand, and that’s how she turned herself into
a Dark Faerie. I need to talk to Illusen, and fast.|
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|The Mysterious Customer|
Stumbling out of bed, I asked Arribon one more
question. "Do you have any idea where Shesta went? She always sleeps in on Saturdays."