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|Shadowchild: Part Seven"Come on, Sissles, open up! I know you're
all depressed, so quit sulking!"|
|Murgoh: Part SixIn anticipation of the moment,
he stayed out all night on the lookout post outside the cove, looking out across
the plains expectantly...|
|Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part FiveJeran glared at him; he would walk all night
for Lisha's sake, if he were alone... but it probably wouldn't be the world's
best idea, and they did have a child with them...
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|Sight: Part Five"Lage!" Aylie shouted, still unaware of my hurt.
"He could wake up at any moment! If we're going to get all of this back, we'd
better start moving." |
|The Pirate Writer: Part Four"Firaga, my matey, you've impressed me a lot over the last day. You've seemed to change. After you have gotten this Shoyru off of your mind, I believe you are becoming something more than just a pirate."|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part Four"Petpet detectives?" Dr. Kysen asked, and then
gave a hollow laugh. His mouth twisted into a smirk. "What, are you not good
enough to solve real mysteries?"|
|Inexorable: Part FourHe wasn't used
to sleeping on the ground, even a relatively cushioned forest floor. "Whatever,"
he grumbled. "Lead the way."|
|Searching For Paradise: Part ThreeThe Zafara seemed surprised to see Ricki there.
"Ricki!" he said, setting down the tray. "I thought you'd be in bed by now!"|
|Shattering Point: Part Two Tip-toeing up the stairs, I was kidnapped by paranoia.
Someone was in the house watching me, I was sure of it...|
|The Guitarist: Part Two"Break a leg, guys!" Henry shouted to us. Mupper
and I beamed at him confidently, but Johnson only gave our drummer a weak smile...|
|To Be a Pirate: Part TwoUsi gasped. Did he mean… the Revenge? The dark
ship that the evil Scarblade controlled?|
|Seamstress Cybunny: Part TwoWhen we arrived, I had to wait because the doctors
thought that it was infectious. I walked around and waited for the news...|
|Christmas With You: Part Two"My diary!"
She wrenched it from the pirate Kougra's paws and cradled it like a newborn
babe. "Where'd you find it?"|
|Christmas Warmth: Part Two"You're kidding, right?" said Emily. "Where am
I supposed to take them, then?"|
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"Christmas on the Citadel" by kushbi
It was only two hours to the Day of Giving. All around Neopia, squeals of excitement and anticipation filled the air. In stark contrast, the floating citadel was silent. Lord Darigan had decreed that whoever chose to make his wretched land their home had to abide by one rule: No Festivities...
|Meti and the Perfect Gift|
At the end of this road sat a small hut right
on the corner of the sand, and one of the windows cast soft reflected glow,
gold in tone, onto the ground below...
|Coming Down Your Chimney|
Warning: Proceeding to read and act upon the statements and directions
made further in this article could cause you to be put on the naughty list for
years to come...
|12 Pains of Christmas|
Waiting in lines is one of the biggest pains. You get a present,
then you must wait in a 10 hour line. When it’s finally your turn, the store