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||Issue: 221 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y7
|Shadowchild: Part Seven"Come on, Sissles, open up! I know you're
all depressed, so quit sulking!"|
|Murgoh: Part SixIn anticipation of the moment,
he stayed out all night on the lookout post outside the cove, looking out across
the plains expectantly...|
|Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part FiveJeran glared at him; he would walk all night
for Lisha's sake, if he were alone... but it probably wouldn't be the world's
best idea, and they did have a child with them...
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|Sight: Part Five"Lage!" Aylie shouted, still unaware of my hurt.
"He could wake up at any moment! If we're going to get all of this back, we'd
better start moving." |
|The Pirate Writer: Part Four"Firaga, my matey, you've impressed me a lot over the last day. You've seemed to change. After you have gotten this Shoyru off of your mind, I believe you are becoming something more than just a pirate."|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part Four"Petpet detectives?" Dr. Kysen asked, and then
gave a hollow laugh. His mouth twisted into a smirk. "What, are you not good
enough to solve real mysteries?"|
|Inexorable: Part FourHe wasn't used
to sleeping on the ground, even a relatively cushioned forest floor. "Whatever,"
he grumbled. "Lead the way."|
|Searching For Paradise: Part ThreeThe Zafara seemed surprised to see Ricki there.
"Ricki!" he said, setting down the tray. "I thought you'd be in bed by now!"|
|Shattering Point: Part Two Tip-toeing up the stairs, I was kidnapped by paranoia.
Someone was in the house watching me, I was sure of it...|
|The Guitarist: Part Two"Break a leg, guys!" Henry shouted to us. Mupper
and I beamed at him confidently, but Johnson only gave our drummer a weak smile...|
|To Be a Pirate: Part TwoUsi gasped. Did he mean… the Revenge? The dark
ship that the evil Scarblade controlled?|
|Seamstress Cybunny: Part TwoWhen we arrived, I had to wait because the doctors
thought that it was infectious. I walked around and waited for the news...|
|Christmas With You: Part Two"My diary!"
She wrenched it from the pirate Kougra's paws and cradled it like a newborn
babe. "Where'd you find it?"|
|Christmas Warmth: Part Two"You're kidding, right?" said Emily. "Where am
I supposed to take them, then?"|
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Almost as important as presents at Christmastime is the pet that brings them--Santa! Every pet, at some point in their life, dreams of catching St. Nick in the act at midnight on Christmas Eve. Now, as any good, well-behaved pet knows, you should sleep all night and not bother Santa while he's working...
The blue pet was jolted back to reality by a
pound on the back by his friend. "What do you think I am, a rug?" he demanded...
|The Holiday Blues|
Reports have confirmed that the first sign of this disease was spotted in
Neopia Central, December 1st. A bright, young Yurble was reported to be sleeping
during class, doodling...
|Advent Calendar Prizes You Won't Recieve|
But not everything
that was suggested to be released for the advent calendar gets accepted. In fact,
the truly astonishing reality is that a lot don't even get close. What exactly
are these items and why weren't they released?