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||Issue: 219 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y7
|Shadowchild: Part FiveNeither Aly nor Terzin could come to much of
a conclusion, either. Frey's final words were nothing but an enigmatic verse
|Murgoh: Part FourFinally, he opened his eyes. The image was an
orange blur at first, but it cleared quickly, and he saw a small fire, burning
happily with a fresh pile of sticks. Looking around he realized that he was
in a cavern of some sort...|
|Purple Pebble: Part FiveA week later, Feri 'N' Friends had a concert planned. Tay
and Ollie were, of course, invited to go...|
|Blessing: Part FourAllara stared blankly at the most powerful ruler
in Neopia. Her mouth hung agape as she shrank away, awestruck by the magnificence
of the being that stood before her...|
|When the Weather is Grey: Part ThreeRain
beat against the roof, a sound that was starting to drive Nili quite insane. The
fire, she noticed reluctantly, had gone out overnight...|
|After the Dance: Part Three"I wasn't here by choice," he began slowly. "Actually,
it all began as a family vacation to Meridell..."|
|Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part Three"Mr. Kass," she said, with a very faint hint
of a tremor in her voice, "would you like a turnip?"
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|Sight: Part Three"WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ART GALLERY?" |
|The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part TwoBren took in this episode with a smile of relief
and amusement. "My friend," he said to the Ruki, "you indeed talk of strange
events. I reckon you must have quite a tale to tell..."|
|The Pirate Writer: Part TwoCaptain Woodbeak began walking downstairs. "Sleep
well, pirates. I 'ave a very important job for you in the morning."|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part Two"Just tell me what happened, from the beginning.
We'll try our best to sort this out."|
|Inexorable: Part TwoConcentrating his anger and frustration into
a textbook launch, Ryddle pushed off, away from the house, away from Sylver,
away from everything...|
|Faerie Fanatics: Part TwoIt took me weeks to get a vacant ferry
to Mystery Island. It must be remarkably popular right now. I wonder why...|
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"For the Love of a Good Schmoonie" by shamisenrat
It had been a mistake adopting a Schmoonie - WhisperedVoice was even beginning to wonder if there had ever been a case of Schmoonie domestication before then. He had found the little guy shaking behind a bush...
|A Guide to Whack-A-Ghost|
Perhaps you've never gotten more than 200 points on this game.
Perhaps the game simply creeps you out. If that is you, this guide could change
your life. No, I mean it.
|Beating Punchbag Bob|
All day pets beat him
up for trophies. Bob doesn't fight back; he's just a limp lump of cloth. But
the catch is that his hit points are high...