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Blossoms~ Heart to Heart Part 6

You gotta budge somehow!

by twillieblossom
Sproggie's Folly - Part 5

Sproggie's had enough!

by christie500018
Chaotic Neutral

Why do Yooyu do this every time? Collab with kikca

by javascripter
Get a Job

Here ya go... Collab with spring_willow

by jessthealien
The Chazz - Mootant

Always wait for an answer before petting...Especially if you have sharp claws.

by shellshocks
Better Call Mom #1

mom searches for the Count just to play a game.

by wiiwario112
Dailies with Larvse and Chuckie! #6

Test Your Strength is rigged probably. Collab with instata

by spinachs
Unpleasant Memories of Venomous Vines in NeoQuest II

Don't these new clothes look amazing! Collab with corrina404 and theguy2020

by preksolanx
More Than He Could Mew!

Look before you mew! Collab with t0tor0

by truebrony
Identity Issue

Some people might not tell, but... Collab with squin and babi400linda

by zabcod
Cosplay for Mutant Day!

Mom, you are sooo embarrassing!

by sheepmad4eva
We'll Never Know.

Is it Halloween, or a Mutant...? Collab with kougra_adoptables

by cooltiger2007
Second Glance

Vina loves costume parties...

by swordlilly
Night Before Dawn

I don't understand...

by angel_star7
Random Oddness: My Petpet is Now my Brother #5

And then he died (inside).

by mistyqee
EVERYONE is a Mutant??

Nah, it's just the mutants, totally. Collab with rielcz

by chasing_stars44
PrePAWSterous: Meeting a Mutant

Are you afraid of mutant pets?

by pau_meow
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Making Your Mutant Neopet Feel At Home

Congratulations! Whether from a Transmogrification Potion or a lucky zap from the Lab Ray, you’re now the proud owner of a Mutant Neopet! Excited about the possible adventures you and your Mutant Neopet will go on, when you get home you may notice that your Mutant Neopet isn’t quite as thrilled as you are and having a hard time moving around. Even if that passes, over the next few days you notice your Mutant Neopet having difficulty with activities they used to do as a normal Neopet in their new body. This is a common occurrence with Mutant Neopets, it’s a tough transition as they essentially must relearn how to do everything and what they are like now. But that doesn’t mean you can’t help! Over the years many Mutant-based products have been made to help a Mutant Neopet get over this personal hurdle and enjoying themselves again.

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Slushie Slinging Mutant Slayer
Dr. Frank Sloth will forever be known for his marvellous invention of the mutants. He leaves behind a legacy of mutations, with the Mutant Grundos at the pinnacle of his creation...

by cazcazig


Present For a Mutant
Another gloomy night in the haunted woods was about to begin. The sun was setting over permanent darkness, and in the Graveyard of Doom, Albert the Kacheek was awakening from another awful day spent resting alone.

by ocxinthebreather


Mutant Pets, Should You Have One?
There are many concerns one might have with these bizarre and genetically altered creatures but rest assured all your doubts will be answered in this article. Who knows? You might even want to get a mutant pet for yourself!

by chincer


Making Your Mutant Neopet Feel At Home
Over the years many Mutant-based products have been made to help Mutant Neopets feel more comfortable!

by pikachu315111


Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
Quickly, now! An ailment! I need an ailment, yes I do!

by downrightdude


The Power of Twelve
Jerdana and Sasha would speak to the Darkest Faerie, of course, but first they needed to consult King Altador...

by herdygerdy

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