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Etta and the Old Timesake, Part 8

She's finally done it.

by shadowstrand
Mishaps in the battledome - meuka

Ewww

Idea by starscreamer54

by devotedly

The Harsh Realities of Berry Picking...

pick your own

by thebiscuitbunch
Neopia's weird items #2

excuse me what

by awenar
Simple Neopets Joke #6

tell us why?

by souxis
Random Events

Meepons and her misadventures around Neopia!

by marpink
The Trouble

Who knew a baby could be so much trouble?

by trishabeakens
Garage Sale Woes

Tossing stuff down to the ground level seems like a good idea, until it isn't.

by opatoes
Chaos Causers: Adventful Schemes

Adventful? Get it! Oh... you must not be a big fan of portmanteaus

by huntercn
Head in the Clouds: Legends and Letters

The perks of having two leaders...

by yoshisislandbandit
gotta go fast

why u no

Collaboration with tifnkittygrundler and _kougra_rules_

by coldecember

Shiny Things: Awkward

Part 3 of the Gormball Championship.

by aizar
Full Moon To-Do List

A guide to contemplating the self in four simple steps. (Results not guaranteed for those who aren't Mutant Acaras.)

by faeriegirl2000
 
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"The Case of the Vanishing Shopkeeper" by _polonius_
Candace the Weewoo tapped her wing idly over the messenger bag she carried, just to reassure herself that it was there. It was a little strange, of course, but she felt a little anxious and wanted to reassure herself that the bag (and it’s contents) were safe. She had gotten the strangest missive by post and she had tucked it away in her old bag … unopened. All-day long Candace had gone around delivering the mail and packages in Neovia and waited.




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How to be a Princess
Violet slumped against the door to the library and sighed. She probably messed up her hair, something else for Rosaline to get on her case about. She would never live up to her sister’s expectations, never mind those of her people. If she could even call them that, she thought, she wasn’t really a princess after all was she?

by rkbear

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The Case of the Vanishing Shopkeeper
The Crumpetmonger has vanished and it's up to a band of petpets to solve the case.

by _polonius_

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10 Tips to Succeed at the Trading Post
Do you have an entrepeneur spirit, but doesn't know how to start? The first step to wealth is told you on this guide!

by nice_collector

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How to Treat Your Gnorbu on Gnorbu Shearing Day
Do you hear that, Neopia? A new year has blown in and that means change. More specifically, a hairstyle change for Neopia’s favorite furry friend: the Gnorbu. Gnorbu Shearing Day is a venerated tradition, upheld for decades in Neopia!

by kaitlinhoneybee

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A Shattered Confession:Part Three
All eyes were on the back doors of the courtroom as they opened with an echoing boom. A straight beam of sunlight practically split the courtroom in half as Sylvana slowly entered, escorted by two towering knights, a draik and a bori.

by fallingdaybreak

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The Dark Detective:Part Five
Convincing Elena to help them find Soren’s long-lost Ghost friend was a lot easier than Dark had expected.

“Can you help us find Soren’s long-lost Ghost friend?”

by tanikagillam




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