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Ink: Inversion - Part 5

You don't understand, he has to be stopped! I have to stop him.

by june_scarlet
Blossoms~ Games Night Part 5

Don't tell me it's my tears next.

by twillieblossom
Negg Hunt Shenanigans

let the games begin

Also by dianalovee

by grimlane

Chia Adventures: Spring!

Spring is finally here!

by fruitbananas
Who am I, edition #3

Edition 3 of the neopia quiz, can you guess who I am?.....

by gleenut
The Mocking Grarrl

For anyone who shop stocks with the Super Shop Wiz :)

by asparagushead

is that so??

by _gizmo_stern_
Sketchy - Trophy Physics

It's a balancing act!

by lennifer_jennifer2
Not All Weewoos work at the Neopian Times!

When people assume your job........Written by: kaizen_boi and Art by: iggy___koopa

by kaizen_boi
So sad, To Kad...

today is the day...wait

by marsbarss
Sloth's Littlest Fan


by fairy_350
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How to Write for the Neopian Times

Live from the studio, it’s this week’s episode for The Neopian Times’ How To series! My name is Cae, and I’m excited to your host for the evening. Join me on a step-by-step adventure to learn how to write for the Neopian Times! Now, before we start, I have to say that I’m incredibly honored to be invited onto the How To series. For those of you tuning in, fret not – you are in good hands! I have quite the credentials speaking to this subject, with a whopping grand total of not one, but two Neopian Times stories published under my name!

Other Stories


How a Clompkin found his patch
It’s difficult being a Clompkin in a field of pumpkins sometimes.

by super_star12001


A Happy Gnomes New Friend.
The sound of butterfly wings fluttering through the wind echoes through the tribe. Past the woodland and through the bright, green trees lies a tribe full of the tiniest Kacheeks, dressed up as gnomes. They wear red, blue, green, all kind of colour hats. With hearts dedicated to their tribe, they swore to protect each other and any invasion that occurs.

by yellowstefy


Customization: Festival of Neggs
The Festival Of Neggs is almost here! In this article, I have put together various Negg-themed customizations that will get your Neopets in the right mood for the festival, and that would make Kari the Negg Faerie herself proud.

by aleu1986


10 Retired Avatars We All Wish We Could Still Get
Have you ever decided to not participate in a site event only to realize you missed out on an awesome avatar reward? Perhaps looked at an avatar checklist to see what avatars you were missing, spotted a cool one, and then read that it was unobtainable and retired? Do you have any regrets holding off on getting an avatar for later, because one day it randomly retired? Let's be honest: it's happened to us all at one point or another, and there are some truly great avatars we either wish we had been around for or are remorseful to not have participated in when we had the chance. Today we're going to look at 10 retired avatars we all wish we could still get.

by chaeldar


Isolde and the Faerie Statue:Part Four
She told them everything. About the dreams, the statue by the house; the feeling that she couldn’t move her body when she awoke from her nightmares; about the fire, the huge pillars of fire; and the strange pink fog all over Faerieland in her dreams.

also written by anachronisms

by tsiegred


Searching a place:Part Nine

Also by acespades1, charliews & hits

by nacil30

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