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A Losing Winner

But like are you sure?

by piratesy
Return to Neo #04

Bank Error

by cami_v27
When you find Naia the Fountain Faerie...

...you thought.

by xorag
Why The Haunted Woods Hasn't Won

I'll take that thank you

Idea by d_a_r_e and relocating!

by butterflybandage

What Neohome?!

What an event! Even my flower is ruined.

art by idea by sixlets1

by draggi_pi2

The SHO Must Go On!

But but But...

by _brainchild_
Haunted Joke - Altador Cup

Get it?

also by Sthephanie

by djpedoca

Poke Poke

Let's call this a Yooyubowl.

also by minnesotan and squishable

by rooftopchicken

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR YOUR TEAM

Yeesh

Idea by pisces_babe_

by hotredfirefaerie

Random Oddness

Procrastinating, mostly.

by mistyqee
NeoPaper: Altador Cup Woes

And, you thought the participants had it bad...?

by mbredboy31
Studying!? Not when is time to Brightvale play

Studying or...?

Also by renanlet

by doug_henrique

Bad boys shall be punished

We are really sorry for the mess this boy did in our last comic!

by itsume_tao
Rubbish Dump Problems

Those Altador Cup Tourists left a lot of garbage behind...

by degenius
 
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"An Altador Cup Dilemma" by k3l26
It was a sunny Saturday morning and Calodrun, a Halloween Bori, was having a cup of Breakfast Tea with Raspberry Scones and clotted cream. He reached over for the newest issue of the Neopian Times, which boasted "ALTADOR CUP PRESS TOUR" across the top. It was all over the news and NeoTV, the Altador Cup, because it was the biggest event of the summer. Calodrun sighed, pushing the newspaper away. Every year, everyone was so excited for the Altador Cup and every year, he wasn’t. He just didn’t really see the appeal – it was too sporty, too noisy, and too spirited for him. He’d much rather stay at home curled up next to a good book or dining at Kelp or the Golden Dubloon. The Altador Cup and its festivities were simply too rambunctious for him. Right as Calodrun decided he was going to have a quiet day at home during his day off, there was a loud knocking on his front door. "Cal! Open up, I know you’re in there!" came a familiar female voice on the other side of the door. It was one of his closest friends, Sqiggleywoo, a Royalgirl Blumaroo. She was a Beauty Contest pageant and avid supporter of Team Roo Island. Calodrun groaned. "Just a minute, Gley!" he called out. So much for his relaxing day off. He got up, slipping his feet into Babaa Pyjama Slippers, and walked over to get the door. The door opened to reveal Gley, who was fully decked out in Team Roo Island gear. She was wearing the Roo Island Altador Cup Jersey, had the Team Spirit Banners strapped to her back, and was clutching a Roo Island Altador Cup Team Yooyu Plushie. She had even painted red, yellow, green, and blue diamonds on her face.




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An Altador Cup Dilemma
It was a sunny Saturday morning and Calodrun, a Halloween Bori, was having a cup of Breakfast Tea with Raspberry Scones and clotted cream. He reached over for the newest issue of the Neopian Times, which boasted "ALTADOR CUP PRESS TOUR" across the top. It was all over the news and NeoTV, the Altador Cup, because it was the biggest event of the summer.

collaborated with sunshine482

by k3l26


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The Case of the Enchanted Amulet
A mystery of a missing Amulet... a case in which the famous Detective Tenicie must solve!

by innosently

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The Wheel of Extravagance Project (Part 2)
How I lost 19 million Neopoints over the last two years.

by bittersweet52

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An In Depth Analysis on Wraiths and Wraith Neopets
Hello there, readers of the Neopian Times. My name is Kawalaii and I will be teaching you about the composition and properties of wraiths.

by chasing_stars44

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True Beauty:Part Two
Kirara’s frantic scream of panic bounced all the walls and echoed all around her as she continued to stare at her hideous reflection.

by kiki587695

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The Big Move
For the Creep family, the moving process was an awful one. No one was expecting it, heck, no one wanted it, but Hannah thought it would be a good idea to bring the family together in one big neohome to bond better.

by hannahcreep



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