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A Pirate's Life - Buried Treasure

You pull out a ticket...

by piratesy
Why the Kadoaties loved this year's Charity Corner?

You have no excuse now..


by prada_prince

Just mutant things vol. 5

Job hunting can be hard for mutants, don't desist! eventually they'll find the right place.

by jacquelineramrez
Fruit Machine Flounder

One day...

Also By: earthlingdreamz

by roxanna203

Bad Joke Hissi (Part One)

You've heard of dad jokes; well now we have Bad Hissi Jokes!

by dukula
The Floating Islanders: Ultimate Weapon

I think someone threw a pea at her too if you can believe that.

by yankeesrule244444456
Safe and sound


by lighters_
Spyders' legs

They have six legs...

by ketchup547
When You're Bad at Kass Basher

Can you just not..please...thanks...

by snikkeler_doodle
The mysterious Aisha Myriad!!!

This strange alien device can be transformed into a random Current Hidden Tower Item!

by daniel_santos09
But we don't want to...

He is so scary!

by valokki

Was it worth it?

by ssjelitegirl
Naiahtin's Doodles: Antigravity Tulip

No hands, no problem for this little tadpole!

by _kate_e_did_
Daily Confusion

Do those red pteris know where they are?

by havocandchaos
Recycled Jokes

fashion over comfort.

by iskii
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A Recap on Daily Dare 2018

Another round of Daily Dare has come and gone in the blink of an eye, and it’s time to reflect on the good, the bad, and the…Zurroball? I personally ended up with a silver trophy this year, and would like to state that was because I genuinely felt too lazy to try and beat some of the scores needed for AAA. However, there’s probably a couple of games I wouldn’t have been able to beat AAA’s score in anyways. Though it was interesting note that I had a couple of instances where I selected Abigail to beat, and then ended up scoring higher than AAA’s score. –Cue grumbling and arguing with myself- One feature I quite enjoyed this year was how in the prize selection, you could choose a stat increase for your pet.

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Spyders, Seafoam, and Slow Rainy Days
There were muffled voices in a room far down the hall. Rain droned on the roof and the room was a bit too warm. The afternoon was flat grey and time was in no hurry to pass.

by rrooaarrrr


The Definite Ranking of Neopian Food
What’s the best food in Neopia? Well, worry no longer. I have very unselfishly travelled the entire Neopian globe for no reason other than to find out that information for you, the reader.

by unfogging


Neopian nostalgia
I know you are probably playing Kass Basher or maybe you are just too busy looking for the hidden tower (keep trying, you will find it!) but let’s just stop for a moment, pause the game and stop looking for the tower, it won’t run away, I promise. Let’s just ask ourselves: why are we here, playing Neopets? What brought us here? And, well, why are we still here, with our lovely and beloved pets?

by norrossa97


The Found CIty:Part Three
This was a disaster.

by unfogging


TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Eleven

by downrightdude

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