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Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 4

Pushing your friend to the limits of sanity isn't right, give that Gnorbu a break!

Also by hatsuomi.

by drabkin

Quiggle's Joke

Nice

Also by neschulz

by sthephanie

Picky Kadoatie

Seems like a really good time...to just feed me pls thx!

This comic is a collaborative effort with User: mel_liew_ming_li

by prada_prince

A Techo Pun

Tell me why?

by kennielee
Purple Fog

What a generous faerie!

by supertualet
A day of work ...or?

Very Suspicious...Also by dry_oasis

by ruben160
Imperial Exam

Yeesh...better luck next time

by stunningful
Totally Normal Topsi

He He He

by butterflybandage
Remiss Dreaming: Paper Cream

Looks like solving the melting ice cream problem is far from being solved for all individuals.

by silentnight188
Brand New Color!

I knew it would be steampunk but...wow!

by seismic_drift
RE: Wait a minute...

This doesn't look right...

by orlovo
Dr. Sloth trying to blend in

One does not simply camouflage their way onto neopian domination!

by littlegirlydude
Comedy!

When you don't get the joke until later...

by butterflybandage
Housesitting

It's been a real challenge running the Hidden Tower...

by ssjelitegirl
Back to School

I'm sure he would make a great professor.

by hamster_z
 
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"Leave Room for the Impossible:Part Two" by unfogging
Eliss continued to stare at the rainbow fountain, still in disbelief. She looked down at her book in her arms suspiciously, but it still looked the same. What had just happened? However, her confusion was soon replaced by pure wonder as she gazed open-mouthed at the world around her. Faerieland. She was actually in Faerieland! Just like she had always dreamed of. In person, it was even more amazing than she expected. Buildings of bright purple and teal floated in clouds above her head. Waterfalls of the clearest blue cascaded in the landscape around her, complimented by the brightest of green grass and colorful flowers. Famous landmarks stood out to her: The rainbow wheel of excitement, offering Neopets the chance to win all sorts of amazing prizes. Jhudora's Bluff, where Faerieland's most notorious troublemaker gave Neopets fabulous rewards – at a cost. Faerieland had been number one on her list of places she wanted to see. As a young Aisha, when other Neopets were drawing pictures of the stones and rocks that occupied all of Tyrannia, Eliss had drawn pictures of rainbows and clouds. Her favorite poster was of the rainbow fountain, and rested above her bed in her room. She'd read everything possible about Faerieland and had been in love with it for as long as she could remember.




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The Breadmaster's Story
It was a regular day at the sea, where pirates were working on their ship, scurrying about, yelling things to each other. On this ship, also worked a kacheek as the ship's cook.

by maryannyks

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"So... You've Dyed Your Hair..."
Her hair wasn't the only thing that Illusen had changed...

by pikapi20

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3 Dailies You Should Be Doing Regularly Part Deux
Why hello again my fellow Neopians! I’ve got yet another great article for you this week. If you saw my article from last week (and if you didn’t go check it out) you’re familiar with that this article is focused on… which is DAILIES! A lot of us come on Neopets and love to do different “dailies” in hopes of getting lucky with avatars, snatching an expensive item, or obtaining desired outcomes such as a lucky zap at the Lab Ray!

by rowdy420

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Talek's Trophy Tips: Wacky Wardrobe Adventures
Ever wondered how to get that shiny golden trophy? Or chase up that elusive avatar? With guides abound, it has never been easier to get trophies. Everyone’s writing down tips, but you still can’t wrap your head around it? Talek will take you down the path towards the gamer superstardom. Follow this new series of “Talek’s Trophy Tips”, and every once in a while I will present you with a new tutorial how to make it to the top of the scoreboard. This article will provide a step-by-step tutorial and some advanced insight to reach that extra mile.

by talekdolorn

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Leave Room for the Impossible:Part Two
Eliss continued to stare at the rainbow fountain, still in disbelief. She looked down at her book in her arms suspiciously, but it still looked the same. What had just happened?

by unfogging

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Three
I AM OKAY.

by werelupecookies



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