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The Kiko Lake Team

Something really needs to be done..

by trishabeakens
Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 2

Misinterpretations may happen quite often even when you're smart, right?.

Also by hatsuomi.

by drabkin

Hard at Work

Who knows what goes on behind closed doors?

by paperjeans
Mediocre

more reason to spin the wheel?

by friend101253
Funny How Those Paint Brushes Work...

That doesn't seem right at all...

Collaboration with angel_aura_quartz.

by blade0904

Burnt Desert Recipes

There really is an art to burnt food, you know?

by ketchup547
Fishing Luck

Luck at fishing vortex may vary, regardless of the level of fishing

by rfe260302
Who's laughing now?

Hmmph

Also by naama_mikeas

by millyhz

I'm worth way more!

Pfft...

In collaboration with: Table

by aeallen

Feeling Off

Let's swing by...

by ssjelitegirl
The Marvelous Misadventures of Super Attack Pea - 4

What a Super convenient rescue, huh?

also by _aragorn_

by joslucca3000

Why the Faerie Soup only asks for smoothies?

I've always wondered...

also by Sthephanie

by neschulz

Beating the Big Boss

The strategy against Kaia that was (almost) a good idea.

by bfm12
*Face Palm* 6

Psssst

Art by: Glitterrpop, Idea by: jen_121686

by glitterrpop

Remiss Dreaming: Invisible?

There isn't much to see here because everyone can't be seen.

by silentnight188
 
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"Why can't babies fly?" by vic379
Why can't babies fly? A Baby Uni's story One morning of a year not that long ago all Neopian babies gathered to the shadow of a tree that looked suspiciously like the Money Tree if you were to ask me. Here were Baby Kois, Baby Gnorbus, Baby Buzzes every baby you could think of. Diapers, bibs and a little bit of cries, tons of goo and some jam, all what might need babies in order to have fun. The reunion seemed peaceful, they were discussing baby themes such as blankets, pacifiers and milk. Just like the previous reunion, nothing they haven't already seen. There was this certain Baby Uni with a dream, she was just a little baby but her dream was big. Why couldn't little baby pets fly? Just spread their wings and dance in the air. Her dream was so big, so intense and fiercely she wanted, she raised her paw and courage in hand started to talk to them all. *FLASHBACK* The sky so blue. The clouds so soft. The air so pure. She was tired of green grass of flowers and rocks, she wanted to reach the sky and dance around the stars. With that thought in mind Baby Uni went to bed and when her eyelids closed and dreamland came she just couldn't avoid going to the place she wanted most. Deep blue with a dusting of silver stars like freckles, some white clouds that looked so much like cotton.




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Why can't babies fly?
Why can't babies fly? A Baby Uni's story

by vic379

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Taking a Trip
The Mountain Lodge. Again. Taliskerdragon sighed, his green tail twitching as he waited to check in. The pretty Strawberry Kacheek behind the counter was busy with a Magma Lenny fussing about the temperature of the sauna and hadn't done more than flash him an apologetic smile.

by jaydeed

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3 Dailies You Should Be Doing Regularly
Why hello there fellow Neopians! I’ve got another great article for you this week. A lot of us work different "dailies" into our Neoschedules for a wide variety of reasons.

by rowdy420

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Neotune Entertainment: Fall and decline of an empire
Do you guys remember the great bands Neotune Entertainment had back then?

by aventador750sv

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Before the Fall: An Air Faerie Story:Part Three
We failed the project because I refused to talk to Jennumara when she tried to apologize in class.

by darigankat

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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Five
TIP FIVE: THERE ARE ALWAYS FAR WORSE PLACES TO WORK

by downrightdude



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