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I'm being used

You've got mail!

by keeperbaby
Why We Have So Many Slorg Games and No Weewoo Ones

Did you ever wonder?

by secant
Spot the Difference! NT 800 Edition

Can you Spot the 100 Differences in this special NT 800 edition of Spot the Difference!?

by snwarren
800 Days Of Friendship

Let's celebrate!

by she_chose_love
A special edition - Part 1

It's the 800th issue!!

Also by yasmimbf

by loislanny

Cirrus-ly, The 800th NT Is Finally Here!!!

Cloudy jokes...

by jmo7692
Have No Fear, BattlePea Is Here!

To the rescuuueee..

by squatle
Why Weewoos Stay Home During NT Anniversary Editions

Why do we Weewoos stay home?

by fanlia
NT Editors Can Sleep Through Anything

Waaakeee up the 800th issue is here...

by murillion
How did she do that...?

Comic-ception...

by kelexie
Haunted Woods Delivery

Celebrate issue #800 with a special Haunted Woods NT delivery!

by lepetitpoulet
It's a snip!!

A snip here and a snip there...

by hunnybunnie
A Weewoo's Wish Pt 5

How does one weewoo?

by mucka33
Creative Struggle

What to post?

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr

Pinned to My Heart

Sometimes the little things are good enough.

by 360spinfish
How Soon is "Too Soon"?

So did I make it...?

by danzgirl12
Party to Issue 800 part 4: Finally a party

Heyyyy we like to partayy...

by thegoddesofxweetok1
That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: 800th Special

Calpes has an idea!

by pikemaster1
Ill for Good: part 3 - Watery Eyes

Onion balm really?

Also by cherokee165

by sergente__hartmann

NT 1st Edition?! That's a long time ago...

A long long time ago...

by sallynicol
Just Like Grandpa

GOALS!

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

What do we all want?!

Justice for all!

by sky_lady
Trouble in Paradise: 100 Neopian Times Issues

Scrappy kicked me off of her desk. I just wanted her help.

by chasing_stars44
End of Summer Bash: Part I of II

Summer has come and gone...

Also by bouncyhanyou

by flopalop

We survived 800 editions!

We made it!

Also by ruben160

by teca_alvarenga

How to become an NT Weewoo

Don'tcha wanna know?

Also by ohmygirl

by shadowlugia_92

Sunny Side Up: 800 Issues Old

I don't know, Biscuit, walkers could be used as a rather effective whacking device.

by amarettoball
Congrats!

Happy Bird Day!

Also by Stephsie

by mustikeuh121

 
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"The 800th Zap" by golden1188
Most pets were afraid of the Lab Scientist and his Lab Ray, and Mack understood that fear. He could remember the first time he tried it: the way his stomach did somersaults, his knees shaking so badly he could barely step onto the platform, and the Scorchio with a crazed glint in his eye. Although he had gotten a feeling that he should run far, far away, some type of steeled determination inside him made him step up to the platform and face the ray head on. After a burst of light and a weird tingly feeling, Mack opened his clenched eyes. "You’re a little faster now," the Scientist said nonchalantly, turning the ray off. "Two movement points more, to be exact." "That’s it?" Mack had asked. "That’s it. You can come back tomorrow." Nowadays, when it came to the Lab Ray, Mack had no fear. He went every day, saying hi to the Scorchio, and awaiting what change he would feel today. Usually it wasn’t much. Sometimes he got a little stronger or lost some defense. Sometimes there were no changes at all. On really unlucky days, he would go all the way back to level one or even change gender. It was always hard to adjust to being a girl, but Mack usually managed. Fortunately, he had stuck as a boy for quite some time now. On the best days, he would change species or color. Those were always fun. Mack had been nearly every species under the sun at this point. His favorite memory was of being a Robot Mynci. That was really neat. Mack had been zapped so many times he almost couldn’t remember what he started as. But every so often he pulled out his photo album of all the different species and colors he had been and went all the way back to the first page. The first time he ever went in, he was just a dorky red Moehog. But right now, he was a proud Desert Poogle. Mack hadn’t changed color or species in a while, but he was okay with that. He liked the way he looked at the moment and hoped he could keep it that way for a while. He fit right in at the Lost Desert and it made haggling with the shopkeepers there easier.




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