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What REALLY happens when this pops up while playing dice-a-roo!

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This isn't what was supposed to happen!!!


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Slush: Let's be honest...

Team Darigan Citadel addition.

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Royal Pain

Do NOT try this at home!

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Spot the Difference! Vol #3

Can your eyes spy the 10 differences in this new eyeball busting series?

by snwarren
What A Coincidence

Uh oh...

by jjensen688
The Dab Class

Featuring the Neoquest II crew

by happyinengland
Mr. Coconut Has Spoken!

Good night!

by keeperbaby
Symol Hole

What you don't see.

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Hissi Tails:The second one

Simply hissterical!

by allis__hissis
Tails From: The Battledome

Preparing for war!

by winters_footsteps
Monster Club 1

Welcome to the Monster (food) Club. You can find some good stuff to eat here...maybe.

by partay_monster
Bad Day

It's hard to be tough somedays...

by dtrg
Lucky Day

Come look at this awesome painting!

by marisn0w
Head in the Clouds: Up in the Sky

Just let me have this, please.

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Not very Fair-y

Well then...

by x0x_gina_x0x
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"The Scientist" by zurohana
The Usul snatched the box from his grasp. “I’ll decide what’s my business, thank you very much.” He turned the box over in his hands, running his paws over the text. “What is this? Some kind of chemicals? What do you want with chemicals, weirdo?” Some of the other Neopets giggled, peering over the Usul’s shoulder to look at the gift. “It’s a chemistry set,” the Scorchio said. “That’s different. And give it back.” The Usul didn’t listen, shaking the box as if to see if anything was hidden inside. But no sound emerged—the glass was seemingly tightly packed. “No thanks. I think I’ll take it for myself.” He began to turn, but the Scorchio interrupted. He could feel his face turning red. “Give it back.” With a smirk, the Usul displayed the box above his head. “Nah. Don’t think so.” “It’s mine, and you’d better give it back.” “Or what? You gonna make me give it back, little Scorchio?” That was enough; he felt the rage fill him. The Scorchio stood to his full height and flared his nostrils. Steam poured out in lazy swirls. “Yeah, I’ll make you. You know the reason they gave me the chemistry set, and not you? It’s because I know all sorts of things about chemicals. Yeah. It doesn’t take much, you know?” The other Neopets were backing away now. His voice was lower than normal, and his eyes were bulging in his small head. “Just a few things is all I need to get you, when you least expect it, and then you’ll come running back and you’ll—” and here his voice cracked “—you’ll regret every trying to take anything from me.” He felt his lips spread in a mad grin. Quickly, the Usul set down the chemistry set. His hands were shaking and his tail was tucked. “You could’ve just asked nicely,” he said, backing away. The other Neopets had already fled. “I don’t want your weird chemistry set. Don’t want it at all.” The Scorchio lunged forward to grab the toy and dragged it behind him as he walked toward his bed. “Good,” he said, never taking his eyes off the scared Usul. “It’s mine.”

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