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Fountain of Youth, Forever Young

Forever young!

by keeperbaby
Chia Greeting Cards

We'd make a great pear!

Also by chantili_doce

by hopeandjoy

Meerca Troubles

Oh my!

Also by nevergiveinn

by roxanna203

Slush: Let's be honest...

Team Roo Island addition.

by _torchic__
To Health and Wisdom

Here ya go!

by ma0wii
What A Coincidence

The Horror!!

by jjensen688
Cup Creeps

Haunted Woods fans get excited easily. At least they're nice!

by kouger233
A New Friend

A comic inspired by a random event, featuring my blue Acara K-422!

by kaz00ma
The Struggles of Summer


by mellygirl123
It's not easy being a Kiko.

Win the Altador Cup in Y17, still can't get any respect.

Also by hottie_2004_67_888

by xoxcharm

Hissi Tails

Bad puns? Hissies? What's not to love?

by allis__hissis
Think Thinks

Is Kiss the Mortog a good investment? Find out what Think thinks.

by drizzydraik
Shenanigans: Soup Faerie Edition

I didn't know chokatos grew to be that abnormally larg- oh wait a second...

by sophisticatedmarten

tombola pls

by shotodo
Brain Tree Billionaire

Getting rich is just one punch away.

by applejuicerain

Candy neopets =/= candy, to be clear

by cardinally
Loveberry Meets the Spider Grundo

Loveberry isn't so sure about the Spider Grundo!

by flopalop
Fruity Friends Forever!

We're a great pear!

by erai
NeoPaper: Work

Someone, please remind me how the economy works?

by mbredboy31
Watercolour Painting

Here! Have my Water Paint Brush!!

by sabitsukirusted
To Be Spooky (Part 1)

Don't we all just want to fit in?

by bl1nd3d
That funny feeling

Uh are you ok...

by xxxfenice_neraxxx
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"The Tale of TDMBGPOP" by danzgirl12
Kiko's Kamp for Kids only ran in week-long sessions, but most of these kids were return visitors. Many of them had been here for a month straight. There were really only two types of campers at Kiko's Kamp: the kids that misbehaved so much at home that their parents paid for them to go to camp just to get a break from them, and the kids that were sent here because their parents thought they were socially awkward and needed to make new friends. Stellaluna ("Stella") the Blue Ogrin was the second kind of camper. As she tried to move closer to the campfire, she tripped over a log and collapsed to the ground, all four of her legs tangling up together. She quickly pulled herself to an upright position. The other campers might've laughed at this, if not for the fact that they had seen Stella trip countless times over the past three months. "So, what's the story tonight, Mr. Garic?" She peered at the old Gnorbu through her thick glasses. They had become lopsided as a result of her fall, and she took a moment to straighten them out. Garic always felt like Stella could see right through to his very core whenever they made eye contact. Her spectacles made her eyes look four times their normal size. It was a little creepy. No wonder she had no friends... "Mr. Garic?" Her tiny voice startled him from his thoughts. He cleared his throat. "Tonight, we hear the tale of T-D-M-B-G-P-O-P!" "What?" "Huh?" "The who?" "I said, Tee-Dee-Em-Bee-Gee-Pop! The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity." "Oooooooooohhhh."

Other Stories


I am on the move. I left Neopia Central this morning around daybreak, heading south. I don't have a particular destination. I just want to get away for a while, to get some time to myself.

by azienskieth


They Came With a Shriek of Misery
Sequel to Mutant Bog.

by forestfleet


My Uni is how big??- 10 pets with surprising sizes!
After this article, you may find yourself looking at your precious Cybunny in a whole new way!

by ashhajax


A Live Interview With the Shootout Showdown Goalie
Good afternoon all you superfans, and welcome back to the most-watched show on television, where you'll find the most in-depth coverage of the 12th Altador Cup!!!

Also by maskel_iceblue

by sailorini_1


Janet and Jane: The Case of the Monster Hunter: Part Six
"And you're sure about this?” Corbin asked for the fifth time. “For the last time, I'm positive about this,” I informed.

by chasing_stars44


The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The Beginning
Next Roxias gazed at the lupess for a moment, his ears drooping slightly as he did. But then his ears, as well as his body, straightened up, and he carefully stowed the picture in the pocket of his tunic right over his heart. “I will make good, Mam. I promise.

by daniecelpines

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