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Valentines Day - Love Puns

A little Chia love.

by eenlee
Avatar Collecting Can Be "Hard" (as Ice)

"If he gave it to you, then you're worth it."

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by joslucca3000

Punchbag Bob's True Defense

Who needs a good offense when you've got good endurance?

by vortext
Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

It's like April Fools Day, but in February instead.

by winner19955
Happy Valentine's Day!

Featuring the beloved Weewoo and A Heartfelt Valentines Day Card

by xsugarush
Avatar Hunting Problems

Just how many of these do you expect me to kiss...

by kennielee
Help Wanted

Help still wanted.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Love is in the Air

It's true love!

Also by bha288

by bittersweet52

Vampires In the Mirror

A tale about to how love yourself

by janderson_lee
Jokes!!

No....

Also by oldcorpsebreath

by soccergirl101397

Happy Valentine's Day

From your secret admirer :)

by keruza
Share the Love

Happy Valentine's Day!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Secret Valentines

Uh Oh...

by icanhaskaila
A Valentine Fit For a King!

Safety is a real concern! giant cards lead to giant paper cuts after all... or kidnappings...

by my_bento_box
 
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"Matrimonial Persuasion" by kalnya
When Nabile first plotted with Tomos to rob the rich Kyrii nobleman who had come to ask for Princess Amira's hand in marriage, she little dreamed that she would end up proposing to the selfsame nobleman herself. In her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it… Nabile and the Pteri handmaiden entered the grand hall of the palace just as the ceremony was starting. While scouring the room for a good spot to watch the proceedings from, Nabile's gaze became arrested by the portrait of a strikingly familiar Pink Ixi. She unconsciously drifted towards it. The smiling young princess depicted in the image was affluent, contented, and carefree — not adjectives Nabile would normally have thought to associate with her mother, who she remembered as a bitter, acerbic woman with pretensions of grandeur. Contrary to what faerietales would have you believe, the premise of "beautiful princess falls for lowly commoner" did not always end in happily-ever-after.




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Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime Blues
Before Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried. Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”

by downrightdude

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Love is Patient
She was done talking, then, but I stayed silent. Did I love her then? I think I did. But love was patient, and so was I. If she didn’t say anything, then neither would I. And I didn’t. And she didn’t.

by emblo93

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The Best Pink Gift
Here’s a friendly guide on why Meepits make great gifts, and some tips and tricks to pass on about how to care for them

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by djleclair


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The Top 10 Valentine's Day Spots In Neopia
Gathered in this article are our top 10 best Valentine's Day places in Neopia! These locations also double as great places to bring friends, or just to treat yourself with a night out, so even the anti-Valentine’s Day crowd might just find their new favourite spot in this list.

Also by spurstrap

by suixx


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Welcome to White River: Part Two
Buried somewhere under there was a notepad on which he had written "MAYORAL CANDIDATES" in large block letters. Try as he might, he could only think of one name that really fit what was best for the town. Underneath the title he'd jotted down the name that had haunted him from the moment she'd come into town. Portia Provoskia.

by hzoo_26

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Spiral: Part Six
We couldn’t possibly let you take over the world without making a comeback special. That’d be irresponsible...

by waterguardianwmr



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