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Valentines Day - Love Puns

A little Chia love.

by eenlee
Avatar Collecting Can Be "Hard" (as Ice)

"If he gave it to you, then you're worth it."

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by joslucca3000

Punchbag Bob's True Defense

Who needs a good offense when you've got good endurance?

by vortext
Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

It's like April Fools Day, but in February instead.

by winner19955
Happy Valentine's Day!

Featuring the beloved Weewoo and A Heartfelt Valentines Day Card

by xsugarush
Avatar Hunting Problems

Just how many of these do you expect me to kiss...

by kennielee
Help Wanted

Help still wanted.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Love is in the Air

It's true love!

Also by bha288

by bittersweet52

Vampires In the Mirror

A tale about to how love yourself

by janderson_lee
Jokes!!

No....

Also by oldcorpsebreath

by soccergirl101397

Happy Valentine's Day

From your secret admirer :)

by keruza
Share the Love

Happy Valentine's Day!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Secret Valentines

Uh Oh...

by icanhaskaila
A Valentine Fit For a King!

Safety is a real concern! giant cards lead to giant paper cuts after all... or kidnappings...

by my_bento_box
 
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"Matrimonial Persuasion" by kalnya
When Nabile first plotted with Tomos to rob the rich Kyrii nobleman who had come to ask for Princess Amira's hand in marriage, she little dreamed that she would end up proposing to the selfsame nobleman herself. In her defense, she was trying to save both the cities of Sakhmet and Qasala here, not to mention the happiness of all parties involved; the flaming Baggusses was she going to let another disastrous marriage come to pass, not when she had the power to stop it… Nabile and the Pteri handmaiden entered the grand hall of the palace just as the ceremony was starting. While scouring the room for a good spot to watch the proceedings from, Nabile's gaze became arrested by the portrait of a strikingly familiar Pink Ixi. She unconsciously drifted towards it. The smiling young princess depicted in the image was affluent, contented, and carefree — not adjectives Nabile would normally have thought to associate with her mother, who she remembered as a bitter, acerbic woman with pretensions of grandeur. Contrary to what faerietales would have you believe, the premise of "beautiful princess falls for lowly commoner" did not always end in happily-ever-after.




Other Stories


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Charity Closet Cleanout
I wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets.

by claytonskitten

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The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain
Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk.

by _brainchild_

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Celebrating Lennies: The Underrated
As celebration commences, I believe we should all take a moment to look back through Neopia’s history and honor some of the most underrated (and often forgotten) Lennies of our time!

by butterflybandage

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Celebrate Valentine's Day In Style
A guide to wearables, both NP and NC, for Valentine's Day!

by sychologist

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Welcome to White River: Part Two
Buried somewhere under there was a notepad on which he had written "MAYORAL CANDIDATES" in large block letters. Try as he might, he could only think of one name that really fit what was best for the town. Underneath the title he'd jotted down the name that had haunted him from the moment she'd come into town. Portia Provoskia.

by hzoo_26

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Three
"Someone approaches. You will not fail us, son of Kass." I was just in time to hear the faerie utter the words before The Three turned on the spot and vanished.

by _starryeyedsurprise_



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