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A Candy Pun

He had quite a big collection too.

by eenlee
The Trials of Neopia's #1 Gamer: Part II

Uh-Oh

Also by artemislknight

by bha288

Head in the Clouds: Aisha Eyes

The power of their vision is just too great for this world.

by yoshisislandbandit
Coconuts...

Where did that coconut come from?

by draggi_pi2
A Pear of Shoes

I love you, too!

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by truebrony

A Claw-ful Pun

He only had one pupil...

by kennielee
Petpet Battles: Expectations vs. Reality

Well...

by vortext
Oh...

Someone got off the wrong foot...

by timezor
Second Helping

Can I have another, please?

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Faerie Caverns Logic

I guess you have to try tomorrow!

by arijuka
Bargain or Bust?

I'm finally a Baby Aisha!

Also by sosuleaf

by marbear_4u

Random Oddness

This is why Dartenne needs supervision.

by mistyqee
Make Some Noise!

Make some noise with Balthazar!

by xsugarush
A Royal Problem

You have nothing to worry about...

by dopestarinc
 
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Chocolate Pet Ownership



Dipped waffle cones for a tantalizing crunch. Some accented with candy corn, others with red licorice. Every mouth-watering piece complete with a cherry on top and curls of decadent shaved chocolate. To many Neopians, that sounds like a deliciously decadent sweet treat. To chocolate pet owners, the thought brings horrified tears. With Valentine’s day fast approaching, it’s time to discuss the perils of Chocolate pet ownership.



Other Stories


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The Dark Adventure
Mena nervously looked at the window - she would have to jump...it was her only option. She looked at her wings, torn from the earlier battle against the dark faerie. There was no way she'd be able to fly her way out but it was her only option. That was her escape.

Also by admonisher and thesecretiveonetwo

by sanamm


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A Witty Draik
A Draik faces a huge problem when Jhudora steals her necklace.

by keruza

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Questing Through Neoquest I Step By Step
What if you really want that trophy on your user lookup or you really want those Neoquest I and II avatars, but either just haven’t gotten around to it or are simply overwhelmed by the task? Well, for those of you who find yourselves in this position, don’t worry; this addicted Neopian is here to provide some tips and tricks to make Neoquest not only doable, but even enjoyable.

by eleventh_muse

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Deceptively Easy Game Avatars to Get This Year
It's one of the most dreaded avatar categories.. game avatars! Ahhh. But, hear me out, some are actually easy! And perhaps you never even realized how easy. Here I list the top ten deceptively easy game avatar, from easiest to achieve to hardest.

by earthiness

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Love & War: Part Two
"Uh I can explain?" She replied with an anxious smile on her face. I then eyed the book in her hands. Rage filled my bones even more so. "What are you doing with that? THAT'S ONE OF MY PRIZED POSSESSIONS!" I snatched it from her, neglecting the pink Kacheek and my assistant.

by gleerebel

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part One
It had been a year since I had stepped the streets of the Meridell market. I was supposed to be meeting Westron at eleven, but I had been swept up in a wave of nostalgia. It was ten to, and I really ought to be heading to the park we first met in, but instead I was just standing there, staring up at the University. My old stomping ground. I wondered what it was like now, how much it would have changed?

by _starryeyedsurprise_



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