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The Eyes

What direction?

by janderson_lee
Lame Pun: New Sweater

One Size Fits All

by blackaavar
Out of This World Romance

No. I'm just green.

Also by chantili_doce

by hopeandjoy

Sloth Day - A Pun So Evil

It's almost unthinkable...

by eenlee
Fishing Tales

Answering the #1 question of the reason we have so much junk in our Safety Deposit Boxes!

by x_mystichorse_x
Always a basic petpet

That moment when your petpet has a really nice default color...

by arijuka
NeoPaper: Friendly Battledome Match

Next up in the BD, the most exciting sparring match!

by mbredboy31
Agh!

The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity wishes he could be left alone for a couple hours to nap!

by draggi_pi2
Desert Arms

Talk about misleading!

by pafriskus
The Downside of Games: Kass Basher

This game is not environmentally friendly.

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by bittersweet52

Last at the Training School

zzzzzzzzzz

by kazemas
The History of the Neopian Times Slorg

Who knew a slorg would love a crayon so much?

by tokyocathy
What do you want to be when you grow up?

Sometimes, you CAN get what you want.

by truebrony
 
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Usuki Singing Stars #37: Like, Totally Goth
\Scary turned to stare at Gerald. The Aisha was wearing a black t-shirt with black jeans, blacks and white sneakers, and a red beanie. He looked depressed and (totally) boring, too. “You honestly think I can relate to that freak?” Scary gasped. “How in Neopia can I befriend something who wears black eye shadow??”

by downrightdude

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A Priceless Gem
She sighed. But l can't live my life in fear of talking to people! Mother wants me to take the throne someday, but how can I rule over a town if I'm forbidden from getting to know anyone? She looked back, where Crystalluxe was watching Lillille in confusion from her bedroom door. Maybe it's time…

by winter_pony4

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Coconut Power! A Guide for a Wild Ride
I absolutely love to play games and collect trophies. of course, the point is to have fun, so it's always great to find a game that you can get a trophy for that's also fun to play for a long time in itself, and Wheeler's Wild Ride is one of these games.

by sargelw

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So You Lost it All On the Wheel of Extravagance
All you wanted was some exotic fruits or bread to spice up dinner; one minute you’re making a beeline for Qasalan Delights, telling yourself, out loud, over and over, this time he isn’t going to get you - and the very next thing you know, you’re letting go of the side of the wheel, chanting BIG MONEY BIG MONEY as it spins before you, that darn Tonu laughing at your naivete as he greedily counts a bag full of your hard-earned neopoints, more than you should even be carrying in the first place.

by rhosymedre

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Southward Bound: Part Two
"I’ve always heard rumours that he’d had a secret base at the South Pole, but I never dreamed they were real!” said Osa. “This is not good. There’s no way we could take on a whole Sloth base by ourselves!” said Brynn.

by kaioti

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Spiral: Part Two
The group ceased any movement. The forest fell silent. Nearby, a glowing caught their focus. Wearing a frilly dress, and a neat bow, slowly, a wispy translucent Kacheek floated into the vicinity, a short distance away…

by waterguardianwmr



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