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The Eyes

What direction?

by janderson_lee
Lame Pun: New Sweater

One Size Fits All

by blackaavar
Out of This World Romance

No. I'm just green.

Also by chantili_doce

by hopeandjoy

Sloth Day - A Pun So Evil

It's almost unthinkable...

by eenlee
Fishing Tales

Answering the #1 question of the reason we have so much junk in our Safety Deposit Boxes!

by x_mystichorse_x
Always a basic petpet

That moment when your petpet has a really nice default color...

by arijuka
NeoPaper: Friendly Battledome Match

Next up in the BD, the most exciting sparring match!

by mbredboy31
Agh!

The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity wishes he could be left alone for a couple hours to nap!

by draggi_pi2
Desert Arms

Talk about misleading!

by pafriskus
The Downside of Games: Kass Basher

This game is not environmentally friendly.

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by bittersweet52

Last at the Training School

zzzzzzzzzz

by kazemas
The History of the Neopian Times Slorg

Who knew a slorg would love a crayon so much?

by tokyocathy
What do you want to be when you grow up?

Sometimes, you CAN get what you want.

by truebrony
 
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Balthazar Reborn
As soon as his breaths had turned into the gentle wheezes of dreamers, I knew it was time. The moon bore witness to my fleeting figure, noting without emotion my attempts to keep as quiet as I could as I tiptoed out of the room. It saw me find what I was looking for, and offered a handful of moonbeams to aid my inspections. I accepted them, though they turned out to be unnecessary. I’d already known it’d be perfect.

by sampleneopian

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ALL HAIL SLOTH
“SLOTH! SLOTH! SLOTH!” the deformed Grundos chanted. “As you can see.. The Space Faerie can no longer protect Neopia as she is a little under the weather. So from now on I am the ruler of the Neopian universe,” Sloth said. Without any further word he dropped the mic and walked out.

Also by pikachewz

by grimmbones7


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Coconut Power! A Guide for a Wild Ride
I absolutely love to play games and collect trophies. of course, the point is to have fun, so it's always great to find a game that you can get a trophy for that's also fun to play for a long time in itself, and Wheeler's Wild Ride is one of these games.

by sargelw

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So You Lost it All On the Wheel of Extravagance
All you wanted was some exotic fruits or bread to spice up dinner; one minute you’re making a beeline for Qasalan Delights, telling yourself, out loud, over and over, this time he isn’t going to get you - and the very next thing you know, you’re letting go of the side of the wheel, chanting BIG MONEY BIG MONEY as it spins before you, that darn Tonu laughing at your naivete as he greedily counts a bag full of your hard-earned neopoints, more than you should even be carrying in the first place.

by rhosymedre

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A Baby and a Brute: Part One
The wind tore through the woods with a fearsome howl, rattling the leafless branches. Everything was white but it was far from a winter wonderland. A lone figure trekked through the deep snow...

by 77thbigby

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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Seven
As we approached the Happy Valley exit of the Ice caves, I could see the snow violently swirling round in little concentric circles. The sky had become a deep grey and the few neopets that were outside, were being tossed about like ragdolls in the wind.

Also by ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_




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