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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 5

Your name is Dark Pit, right?

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 10

Who knew the BoE had such good singers?

by blackaavar
A Very Merry Telethon: Part Four

And you wonder why you're always on the naughty list...

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard

Wreath Mix-up

I thought you said wraith...

by dragondancer007
Silly Comics Volume I

NC Mall Shenanigans!

by northshire
Sleep Deprivation

Just a little coffee and you're good to go!

by innosently
Shellshock'd! p1

A new realm with a new ruler...

by gorubeza
Immediate Regret

That new colour seemed really cool a moment ago...

by fatefulwings
A Golden Appletunity - Part 1

The apple leads to yet another brilliant discovery.

by eugenie247
When the Owner Leaves the House

... and you're waiting for the food

by janderson_lee
Cavities: Tree Wars: Part One

May the best tree win!

by thegoddesofxweetok1
MEDIOCRE

You're gone for two years and the entire world flips on its head! What's next--Faerieland crashing or something?

by totally_petpets_4
What Are The Odds: Advent

'Tis the season to be disappointed.

by malochroma
Shenanigans: Advent

Some puns are un-fir-givable.

by delugent_tears
Felf on the Shelf

Just some Felf's messing around on a shelf!

by wonderings
 
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"The Morning Paper" by applefaerie99
J eronie the blue Yurble was reading the large ad in the morning paper. Jeronie called over to her roommate, "Horeseay, listen to this, the grooming shop is having a hair stylist in their beauty salon next week for free consultations. If you decide to have it cut and styled like they recommend, it is all on sale. I have always wanted to have my hair styled by a specialist. Maybe I will get a whole new look." I went on, "what do you think?" Horeseay looked at me over the sports pages, "If that's what you want, go ahead. I hope it's nothing too far out." When I stopped by for an appointment, I found out they were filled up and had to settle for a place on the waiting list. I remembered back to another incident years ago when I received a free "hairdo" and it made me laugh thinking about it. At the time we had been in our new home in Neopia Central only a few years. My younger sister, Cami and her roommate had recently moved to Roo Island where she taught math. We really enjoyed being able to get together often. "Come over for the weekend," Cami had written in a note to me, "I found a great place where we can get our hair done on Saturday morning and it doesn't cost anything!" At that time having our hair done at a beauty salon was a special treat, reserved only for special events. So we were ready early Saturday morning when we walked to town for our free beauty services.




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Moving On
My name is Darius Blake, I am a shadow Draik and I think social services are stupid.

by __ayahrox__

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The Morning Paper
"Horeseay, listen to this, the grooming shop is having a hair stylist in their beauty salon next week for free consultations. If you decide to have it cut and styled like they recommend, it is all on sale. I have always wanted to have my hair styled by a specialist. Maybe I will get a whole new look." I went on, "what do you think?"

by applefaerie99

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The 10 Most Challenging Neopets
Have you ever wondered what type of pets might be the most challenging in Neopia to own? Whether you are new and looking to conquer the challenge of challenges or an old hand at Neopets who wants to tackle the unique troubles of living with a truly difficult Neopet, this list is sure to provide you some excellent ideas of pets which fit the bill

by eleventh_muse

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Attack of the Marblemen: a Trophy Guide
The purpose of this guide is to give you the strategy and information to get a trophy, specifically a gold trophy, as easily and quickly as possible. This isn't a walkthrough; there's 70 different level designs and that would be way too much. Instead of focusing on individual levels, I'm going to lay out what I did to set myself up to play for the trophy.

by sargelw

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Of Silence: a Home for the Holidays: Part One
It’s fast approaching two in the morning when the candles above Kanrik’s work desk begin to dance in what would seem to be the ghost of an unnatural breeze; and that, as always, can only mean one thing: The thief’s got a visitor.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Faked Test Scores: Part Five
Erica and I went from a relaxed walk to a sprint down the stairs. I just knew that Dean Green wouldn't walk but fly down the stairwell. That made me nervous. Even though I could run really fast, I was still at a disadvantage to flying Neopets.

by chasing_stars44



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