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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect End

Be glad it was just the socks...

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 13

I'm fine, I just... need to get some fresh air...

by june_scarlet
Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 4

You're just annoying!

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 9

No petpets were harmed in the making of this comic.

by blackaavar
Blue Hands

Vivi prefers her hands pink... thank you very much...

by innosently
Blobikins?

Maybe because that's actually poisonous jelly...

by flustre
Zapping while having bad luck?

Never zap pets on Friday 13...

by praline01
Life with Lereik: Esophagor

If he's giving this out, then why is he asking to be fed?

by teh_hivedweller
Priorities

Some stuff matters to others more, right?

by royal_real
A Very Merry Telethon: Part One

And you wonder why you're always on the naughty list...

Also by tmarks

by izzywizard

Where are my marbles?

I've lost my marbles...

by marcthegr8est1
Big Trouble in Little Usukiland

The last space in my collection goes to...

by gumgum101230
NeoPaper: DIY Amusement Park Ride

It's affordable, easy to build, and doesn't use any power!

by mbredboy31
Sunny Side Up: Eliv Thade

It's more a battle of the minds than anything, really.

by amarettoball
The Great Turmaculus

How to wake Turmie...

by daisies113
 
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"What Would You Do" by sweetpuppyrose
“No!” Des said exasperatedly. “No, no, NO! Every time we get to go out on our own you two get us into trouble and we aren’t allowed to go anywhere without someone with us. And then I have to wait even longer to get any new books because everyone is always so busy. No!” “Couldn’t we just look for a minute, Des? We do have to walk by it to get home anyway.” said Nherf. He was used to trying to mediate between the strong personalities of his two brothers. “Fine.” grumbled Des, “but just for a minute, okay?” “Yes!” shouted Kai as he shoved the last of his ice cream in his mouth and ran past his brothers towards the Defenders HQ. That is when it happened. As Kai bumped into Nherf on his way past, he disrupted the delicate balance between ice cream and plushie. The two collided together in the air and fell to the ground with the sound of a wet ‘thwap’. Nherf’s eyes filled up with tears as he picked up Sir Hogginton and tried to brush the ice cream and dirt off of him. “Oh Nherf,” said Des quietly, “it’ll be okay. We’ll take him home and Mashi will be able to wash him up in no time, you’ll see.” Nherf sniffed and took a few deep breaths. “Okay,” he said dejectedly. Just then a yellow wocky paused as he walked down the path, and said to Nherf, "You look like you could use some luck!" He handed him a lottery ticket and said "I hope you win!" before he quickly disappeared into the crowd. The three headed back towards home, with Des still licking his ice cream, Kai bouncing along with ice cream smeared all around his mouth as he apologized to Nherf, and Nherf now carrying a bedraggled plushie, and a lottery ticket.




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Money, Money, Money!
So I was walking by the Money Tree one day and – What? Hold on. *shoves narrative aside* Director comes forward. I quizzically flex my eyebrows in response. Director: “You’re supposed to give them a little background before you begin the story, you know, tell them a little about yourself so they get hooked.” Me: “But they’re already hooked? I mean, they’re absolutely flabbergasted by the weirdness already taking place here. Just look.”

by redken9x9

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What would you do?
Just then a yellow wocky paused as he walked down the path, and said to Nherf, "You look like you could use some luck!" He handed him a lottery ticket and said "I hope you win!" before he quickly disappeared into the crowd.

by sweetpuppyrose

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Neggsweeper: A Pro's Guide
By the end of this guide, you should not only be able to understand the basics of Neggsweeper, but be on your way to being a Neggsweeper master!

by butterflybandage

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What if...?
Have you ever wondered how Neopia would be today if certain pivotal events never took place during the course of its history? Here putting my imagination to work, I tried to form a new Neopia by removing important and groundbreaking revelations and plots from its history.

by water_park1993

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Faked Test Scores: Part Four
I slowly opened my still very heavy eyelids and groaned a little. Drowsiness still lingered in me. My head was hurting a little. I knew I didn't get hit in the head, so that concerned me. Then again, I was knocked out. My head did tend to hurt after I get knocked out, even with potions...

by chasing_stars44

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Befriending Boochi: Part Three
"What I don't understand," she mused aloud, "is why Boochi hasn't changed all the Neopians back into what they were prior to him zapping them Baby. We know now that his ray gun can work in reverse. So surely it would make sense for him to make amends and transform everyone back?"

by tallydepp



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