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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 12

If his family back in Faerieland could see him now...

by twillieblossom
A Life Full of Weewoos - Part 3

When Weewoos need their own pool

Also by joslucca3000

by sky_lady

Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 7

What's going on?!! Why did you go with Von Evil?! What are you two planning?!

by june_scarlet
I Forgot About It In My Inventory...

Mouldy Omelettes - yay?

by starsbc
Head in the Clouds: Usuki!

Just restocking, I swear!

by yoshisislandbandit
Battledome Warrior

As Starmi begins his adventures in the battledome, he tries to convince his friends that he's the best there ever was.

by cammy45341
Further Mysteries Surrounding the Catacombs

Wait... When was this?

Also by bha288.

by bittersweet52

Evening Grogginess?

Well, back to bed I guess!

by flustre
Secret Avatars - Your Pet's Nightmare!

Again?!

by suojelius
Random Oddness

A necessary evil.

by mistyqee
Just One More..

Ahhh!

Also by tizzlestix

by meowbey

A Transformation Blunder

Yer a flizzard, Harry

Also by mapthesoul

by brooklyn3223

Bonding With Your Petpet 101

It looks like so much fun, right?

by tigger07083
Tales of Marie #2

Dress for the weather.

by _wet_and_wild_
A Spooky Halloween: Part Two

The Decorations

by ghostkomorichu
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks Part 2

SPIDER GRUNDO!

by blackaavar
 
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"Going Bananas" by 77thbigby
"Well, I think we’ve been out here long enough,” Nigel said to Einstein. In agreement, the red Blumaroo and Geeky Geb turned their backs on the perfectly nice day and entered their Neohome. They stepped into chaos, in stark contrast of the nice day outside. For a horrifying moment, Nigel thought they had been robbed. He heard noise coming from the kitchen and began to head in that direction when his brother, Drew burst out, bouncing and twirling. The strange thing was that the yellow Blumaroo was holding bananas. Then, Drew began to sing at the top of his lungs. “Bananas, bananas, I love you. Yes, I do. I love bananas, sweet and true.” The yellow Blum broke off and began humming. Spotting his brother, he bounced on his tail and shoved the bundle of bananas that he held in Nigel’s face. “Nigel, isn’t it wonderful? Bananas!” Drew said, sounding crazed. “Yeah, right. Wonderful,” Nigel said, nodding quickly and speaking as he would to a child. Delighted, Drew bounced away, hugging the yellow fruit to him. Nigel was dumbfounded. “More like he’s going bananas,” Nigel said to Einstein. The red Blumaroo pushed his black framed glasses back up the bridge of his nose. He began to clean up, talking to Einstein as he worked. He was trying to make sense of it all. “Drew isn’t the brightest crayon in the box but he isn’t crazy. Well, at least, I thought he wasn’t crazy. Why bananas? He was just fine this morning. He was the one that told us to go outside for some fresh air and to enjoy nature. Look what came of that! My brother has taken complete leave of his senses.”




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Going Bananas
In agreement, the red Blumaroo and Geeky Geb turned their backs on the perfectly nice day and entered their Neohome. They stepped into chaos, in stark contrast of the nice day outside. For a horrifying moment, Nigel thought they had been robbed.

by 77thbigby

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The Unsung Sous
The last thing I remember before my entire world crumbled was being in the throne room of King Kelpbeard. I had just completed another successful royal dinner. A delectable five course meal, composed of Ocean Salad Delight, Fresh Oysters, Kelp Gazpacho, Filet of Beef, Octopi Souffle. Made complete with a complimentary cocktail, no less!

by littlebugcity

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Artful Interviews with F.V. Shmoobenduffle
You came back, I knew you would.

Also by my delightfully weird twin brother, homsar_eggplant.

by parody_ham


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The Library Faerie's Top 10 Unique Glasses
I am the Library Faerie, owner and operator of the beloved Crossword Puzzle and Faerieland Bookshop! I'm here today to put aside my yearning for books and give you my top 10 pairs of glasses and why I chose them.

by smeehoo27126043

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The Neovian Misadventure of Will and Biggs: Part One
A tall dark figure paced back and forth in a tiny, dimly lit room smattered with frocks, perfumes, and cosmetics. A ratty grey tailcoat with a bright amaranth fringe wrapped around his slender frame. He stopped and creaked open the door, taking a peep down the barren, dark hallway of similar doors.

by general_grievious__

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Casting a Shadow: Part Two
Asilvani woke up to find out she was the only one in the hotel room. “Jimbigy and Haunter must've gotten a head start...” she mumbled.

by winter_pony4



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