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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 12

If his family back in Faerieland could see him now...

by twillieblossom
A Life Full of Weewoos - Part 3

When Weewoos need their own pool

Also by joslucca3000

by sky_lady

Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 7

What's going on?!! Why did you go with Von Evil?! What are you two planning?!

by june_scarlet
I Forgot About It In My Inventory...

Mouldy Omelettes - yay?

by starsbc
Head in the Clouds: Usuki!

Just restocking, I swear!

by yoshisislandbandit
Battledome Warrior

As Starmi begins his adventures in the battledome, he tries to convince his friends that he's the best there ever was.

by cammy45341
Further Mysteries Surrounding the Catacombs

Wait... When was this?

Also by bha288.

by bittersweet52

Evening Grogginess?

Well, back to bed I guess!

by flustre
Secret Avatars - Your Pet's Nightmare!

Again?!

by suojelius
Random Oddness

A necessary evil.

by mistyqee
Just One More..

Ahhh!

Also by tizzlestix

by meowbey

A Transformation Blunder

Yer a flizzard, Harry

Also by mapthesoul

by brooklyn3223

Bonding With Your Petpet 101

It looks like so much fun, right?

by tigger07083
Tales of Marie #2

Dress for the weather.

by _wet_and_wild_
A Spooky Halloween: Part Two

The Decorations

by ghostkomorichu
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks Part 2

SPIDER GRUNDO!

by blackaavar
 
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"Going Bananas" by 77thbigby
"Well, I think we’ve been out here long enough,” Nigel said to Einstein. In agreement, the red Blumaroo and Geeky Geb turned their backs on the perfectly nice day and entered their Neohome. They stepped into chaos, in stark contrast of the nice day outside. For a horrifying moment, Nigel thought they had been robbed. He heard noise coming from the kitchen and began to head in that direction when his brother, Drew burst out, bouncing and twirling. The strange thing was that the yellow Blumaroo was holding bananas. Then, Drew began to sing at the top of his lungs. “Bananas, bananas, I love you. Yes, I do. I love bananas, sweet and true.” The yellow Blum broke off and began humming. Spotting his brother, he bounced on his tail and shoved the bundle of bananas that he held in Nigel’s face. “Nigel, isn’t it wonderful? Bananas!” Drew said, sounding crazed. “Yeah, right. Wonderful,” Nigel said, nodding quickly and speaking as he would to a child. Delighted, Drew bounced away, hugging the yellow fruit to him. Nigel was dumbfounded. “More like he’s going bananas,” Nigel said to Einstein. The red Blumaroo pushed his black framed glasses back up the bridge of his nose. He began to clean up, talking to Einstein as he worked. He was trying to make sense of it all. “Drew isn’t the brightest crayon in the box but he isn’t crazy. Well, at least, I thought he wasn’t crazy. Why bananas? He was just fine this morning. He was the one that told us to go outside for some fresh air and to enjoy nature. Look what came of that! My brother has taken complete leave of his senses.”




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Going Bananas
In agreement, the red Blumaroo and Geeky Geb turned their backs on the perfectly nice day and entered their Neohome. They stepped into chaos, in stark contrast of the nice day outside. For a horrifying moment, Nigel thought they had been robbed.

by 77thbigby

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A Small Sacrifice
A gentle breeze of autumn air grazed the open fields of Meridell. A lone Uni lay nearby a browning tree, her nose buried in a book. Her fur as pink as the dawn's sky, drizzled with an array of coloured paisley patterns, topped off with a verdant horn to match her mane and tail.

Also by scatsmom

by regretts


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Making the Most out of Masks
In 2012 Saskia the cybunny opened her mask cart during the Haunted Faire event. Saskia’s mission was to create the ultimate mask, and thus required helpers to try the masks out. Her side event became known as the Masks of Dread.

by earthiness

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Artful Interviews with F.V. Shmoobenduffle
You came back, I knew you would.

Also by my delightfully weird twin brother, homsar_eggplant.

by parody_ham


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Karamita and the Lab Jazz: Part Five
A week had passed since Karamita had first arrived in Tyrannia. She had spent the entire week playing with Lab Jazz and learning about each and every one of them. However, something felt off to her. With each passing day, she felt more and more confused.

by rocksysmom

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Chasing Treasure: Part Four
As Sam said, the wreck was old. The rot-blackened wood of the hull was riddled with damaged and missing sections, and those that remained were almost more barnacle and seaweed than wood.

by aethelar



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