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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 11

She's got Twillie's back. Or rather, the back of her head.

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 6

I'm in.

by june_scarlet
Ghoul Catchers

Who ya gonna call?

Also by perduco

by applefaerie99

Ghostly Woes - Fashion!

It was a good idea... for someone else.

by fanofjake
Janet and Jane: Monster Hunting

This is how you get a monster hunter mad.

by chasing_stars44
A Spooky Halloween: Part One

The Invitations

by ghostkomorichu
Shop Clearance

Truly terrifying

by fourin
Royal Pain

NEVER SAFE

by winner19955
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks Part 1

It's so nice to have the whole family together.

by blackaavar
Edna's Tricks

Ahhhhh!

Also by marbear_4u

by suspensiion

Random Oddness - Ghosts & Monsters

Uh... Please?

by mistyqee
Coltzan's Request

If Coltzan randomly gave you a request... would you accept?

by mbredboy31
 
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"The Seekers Get Spooked" by tudorrose1558
Professor Lambert was at his wits' end, and with as much wit as he had that was a place he rarely found himself. All day he had been interviewing applicants for a job sorting books in the Seekers' library. No one who had come in so far seemed right for it. The last applicant had actually walked in eating Cheesy Neos, and Lambert had had to frantically prevent him from touching anything with his messy fingers. Having shooed the fellow out, the Gnorbu sat at his desk and wearily buried his head in his hands. "Er, may I come in?" asked a female voice. "Yes," Lambert replied. He couldn't help but wonder why she didn't simply knock like everyone else. "Oh, hello. I'm Cordeilla Earnshaw." The professor looked up, startled by the sudden nearness of the voice; he hadn't heard the door open. Standing before him was a young Ixi woman... and she was a ghost. He wasn't scared, just shocked. He was intelligent enough to realize that ghosts were generally harmless... it was the zombies you had to worry about. "I hope you don't mind that I didn't knock," the Ixi continued. "I tried to, you see, but I had a little trouble. Me hand went right through the door!" She let out a loud guffaw. Lambert gave a nervous chuckle and a small, uncomfortable smile. "Er... what can I do for you, Miss Earnshaw?" "I'm here to apply for the book sorting job you advertised in The Neopian Times." "And in what ways do you feel you are qualified for the position?" "Not much to be qualified for, is there? I know how to put things in order. I can read and write and all that. I learned that when I was in school in Neovia. I'm originally from there, y'see. I was in theatre but me career got cut short. I've always been a bit bookish, though, wantin' to learn. Oh, and there is one other thing I feel I must mention."




Other Stories


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Night Terrors of the Darkest Kind
Fyora let out a scream as she was jolted from her sleep. Her back was as stiff as a board as she sat up. Her chest heaved with every pant as she felt the sweat rolling down her face. She slowly began to lift herself up out of the bed as her eyes adjusted to the faint lights of an Altadorian night filtering in through the window.

by rocksysmom

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The Monster Inside
“I have a riddle for you, Master.

Do you think that you can solve it?”

by spidermanfan234


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Ghosts and Monsters: Appreciating their Evilness
They are evil. They are cool. Be one of them.

Also by earthiness

by sky_lady


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Erin's Extreme Avatar Guide:Mutant Graveyard of Doom
This week, we’re adventuring through graveyards and avoiding spooky creatures to get in gear for this ghostly season. Mutant Graveyard of Doom is one of those fun games that combines problem solving and adventure.

by krazypinkgurl

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An Uprising of Sweepers: Part Three
It was there in the forest, in one of the many secluded areas, that tragedy played out and a choice and transformation had to be made. And again choices, had to be made when a certain group of Neopians; the most unlikely to ever join forces, did so.

by yin_yin_7

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The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part Two
The next morning, Seneca made up for her leisurely first day by spending hours upon hours at Alless’s command. Seneca turned pages while Alless read and tried not to die of boredom, she grabbed whatever ingredients were needed and tossed them into the cauldron, and once she was even called upon to run down to the market and buy pickled Techos’ feet

by hybatsu



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