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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 9

He's just too easy a target.

by twillieblossom
The 1st Edition of the Neopian TImes

Wow. How old are you?

by mustikeuh121
Weewoonizator

Everyone tries to be a Weewoo, but it just doesn't work sometimes.

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

White Space

Protocol.

by piratevam
King Hagan the Cheat

King Hagan doesn't always play by the rules.

Also by jirachi68106.

by sophieauditore

Someone Must Have The Answer...

Ow.

Also by yashasvika

by meowbey

Extreme Potato Encounter

Uh oh.

by william2005555
Royal Pain: Celebrating 750

750 is such a beautiful number.

by winner19955
History 404: Training

Neopian masters explained!

by fourin
Waiting to Win the Spotlight

Many years later...

Also by marbear_4u

by suspensiion

An Ugga Mistake

We didn't really think this through...

by cinnamon_girl
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 4

No comment. No comment!

by june_scarlet
Wishing For Some Weewoo Luck?

At least I'd know if I was published or not...

by praline01
Why Weewoos Should Keep Delivering The Neopian Times

A job coupon later...

Also by m0nster_rancher

by gelertz

Taming Melvin the Monster: Cake is Life

*MUST* *GET* *CAKE*

Also by darkpinkrose

by bittersweet52

Weewoo Woes

I thought it would add some pizzazz...

Also by Asuza_k

by spyfox207

It Wasn't Me!

Why do you always have to blame ME?

Also by myulai

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Episode 2: Long-Gone Neopets

Why do I have to do this again?

Also by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Beautiful by Default

YESSS! I'm beautiful!

Also by shakespeariantragedy

by rizzrack

Cavities: Prize Pool

Huh, so that's how they get their prizes..

by thegoddesofxweetok1
S750 Kreludan Defender Robot's Secret Pastime

*Blush*

Also by Lyndsey4657 and _starryeyedsurprise_

by pinksrainbow

Detective Alisha: The Missing 7 Part 2

Aha! That's who did it!

by roxanna203
Changes in a Minute: 750th Deadline

When procrastination gets the best of you.

Also by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sunny Side Up: Occupational Hazard

Does this mean Weewoos can file for workers' compensation?

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: The Box

Of course it works!

by mbredboy31
Drastic Measures

Heh heh heh...

Also by rokkaku

by 108050

Browse, Haggle, Sold.

Somtimes you have to go in, get what you need, get out.

by ayeunn
Scene from the Gormball Championship

It's that time of year again!

by gumgum101230
Neopia at it's Best

The button eyes make it cooler!

by pumpkin_700
Every Year's Nightmare.

The stress of an editor...

by chizuru
 
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"A Strange Necessity" by drifbilim
It was altogether a rather strange experience. Addie couldn’t have foreseen it. Nobody could’ve. She was altogether very average, very plain, easily missed. She volunteered for the Soup Faerie, she donated her unused belongings to the Money Tree, and was sure to thank anyone for their kindness. Nothing remarkable, or noteworthy. She could—and did—live with that. It was fulfilling, and the kindness she received in turn made it worth all her while. Which made the golden ticket in her paws all the more strange. Addie stared. A ticket to the Annual Chocolate Ball, her full name written in a neat cursive script. The enclosed ticket came separate from her regular mail, someone presumably had knocked on her door and left the ticket waiting on her doorstep to find late on Sunday evening. It was something right out of a faerie tale, something she might’ve been inclined to read to her long gone brother Enzi, back when he still lived with her. Addie would’ve said he moved on to greener pastures, but his recent Neomail suggested that he was in the Lost Desert for some reason or another. She had already sent him a baffled Neomail with a picture of the ticket as an attachment, but it would be a few hours yet before he got back to her. In the meantime she wasn’t sure what to make of the invite. It was most definitely a prank, although she wasn’t sure who would bother to prank her as only a pawful of people knew where she lived and had her full name, and all of those people knew her only on a strictly professional level. And she certainly could not see any of them—the Soup Faerie for one—going through the effort of writing up a fancy looking ticket when there was so much to be done, like feeding the starving hordes of Neopets lined up outside her door, for example. The ticket proclaimed that the event was a week today, and that it would be held in none other but the Chocolate Factory. It had no dress code, but it would be foolish to go in anything but her Sunday best. It was one of the most anticipated events of the year, despite how few were actually invited. She was to RSVP at her earliest convenience, which Addie knew to mean as soon as possible.




Other Stories


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Friday: Therapy Session III
“If you continue to waste these therapy sessions, there’s no use in having them.” The Psychologist said while looking at the grandfather clock situated next his office desk. Shifting his client’s files that lay atop of his thighs, he continued on to say, “We are halfway through your therapy block and we have not made any gains.”

by vanquishee

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True Colour
Gerard lay back, content at last, as the final word of his latest story dried on the paper. Complete at last. Already his head stormed with new ideas and fresh enthusiasm. No matter how many novels, or how many short stories, each began like first steps - brimming with new life and possibility.

by placebo_533

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Travels and Souvenirs: The White Weewoo Edition
The White Weewoo traveled all over Neopia for the 750th issue of the Neopian Times! Doesn’t that sound exciting? He did it all by flight, too! Neopia is a vast world with so much to see and do. It’s an adventure waiting to happen! With that being said, I’m going to tell you about some of the White Weewoo’s top destinations on his tour through Neopia.

by smeehoo27126043

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75 Reasons To Give Away Your Pets!
That said, I thought it would be cute and inventive to write an article about the best aspect of the site -- the pets! Specifically, the reasons why it's better to give them away than to keep them. Many people on the site are obsessed with hoarding as many pets as possible. Yet I think it's a better idea to adopt them out!

by indulgences

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The Spirit of Black Keep: Part Eight
This was the longest Pharazon could ever recall walking. His feet hurt. He’d tried flying until his wings hurt, but his feet hadn’t stopped hurting by then, and walking took less energy anyway. The hunger didn’t help. Their breakfast that morning, while kind of Kass to retrieve for them, had not been satiating, and Pharazon’s stomach began to complain loudly, as did Celice’s.

by cosmicfire918

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The Snow Faerie's Quest: Part One
Suddenly, he saw a blur of white coming his way. He ducked his head, and Jack’s launched snowball went right over him. “Ha! You can’t hit me, either!” Sammy smirked. He turned over to where Jack was standing, expecting another snowball to come his way, but instead there was a look of dismay on his face.

by sacados



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