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	The Most Wanted Faerie Quest... Not all of us are lucky... Also by dragondancer007. by sophieauditore
	Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 3 I love my pets based on how much money they save me. by twillieblossom
	The Oddest Brothers Ever - Island Mystic Sure you don't... by lpshannah_908
	Calculating Interest Again?? Also by admonisher and mapthesoul by sanamm
	Illusen's Secret Valentine Wait, what?!! by trilce
	A Life Full of Weewoos - Part 1 Waking up can be hard sometimes... Art by joslucca3000 by sky_lady
	Ultimate Genius How was that easy?! by pinkcrown123
	Just Another Day Cannot be taken out?! Also by o_babypet4me_o by miacirclegirl
	Royal Pain It still hurts. by winner19955
	Such a Gourmet Club Hunger: very bloated! Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Clouds Crash? Walking through Neopia.. SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED! Also by horse_lovee by marcthegr8est1
	Gourmet Troubles The harsh realities of Gourmet feeding, it's not all cake and slushies. by cinnamon_girl
	NeoPaper: Thumb Wrestling Thumb wrestling is best game. by mbredboy31
	Life's Tough in the Kadoatery Take it! by goldensif

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"The Desk Inspection" by _starryeyedsurprise_
I'm not the only person Keriso, the zombie Draik, plays tricks on. She does it all the time to everybody. Friends at school, my dad, her mum, Duimu the grey Grarrl from up the street, strange Neopets in cafes, even teachers. And even our new teacher Miss Gest which takes some nerve, I can tell you. Miss Gest is the games teacher, as well as our class teacher. She's a green grarrl with short black hair and solid legs like tree trunks. She wears great thick spectacles like the bottoms of jam jars and she has a bellowing voice that you can hear from the other end of the playing field. And you should just hear they way she yells at us. "You have two minutes to get changed, starting from.... NOW!" She shouts standing in the corridor between the boys' and girls' changing rooms. And woe betide anyone who isn't in their shorts, t-shirt and plimsolls by the time she blows that horrible shrieky whistle she wears on a blue ribbon around her neck. I was walking to school one Monday morning and I hadn't called for Keriso that day, partly because I was still sulking about her spoiling my mum's best sheets over the weekend with a hair-brained scheme, and partly because the postman had just given me a letter with a Kiko Lake postmark and I wanted to read it in peace. The letter was from my grandma, a plushie Kiko who I am very fond of. And I got a very nice surprise when I opened it because there was fifty Neopoints inside, as well as a belated birthday card with a picture of a plumpy on the front, who looked just like my petpet Cortana. I was smiling at the card when I heard Keriso's voice behind me. "Eastly," she called. "Wait for me."

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There’s More Than One Way to be a Princess
The king and queen were attending to business in the high tower, the princes were playing chess in the garden or taking music lessons, the princesses were grooming their long silky manes or reading quietly in the castle’s library. All the princesses but one, that was.

by embethrose

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The Quest for Piratehood
Lantsov absolutely adored living in a Neohome in Krawk Island. As a pirate Blumaroo, he felt at home among the scourges and scallywags that prowled the beaches and alleys of his neighborhood. And, of course, he participated in all of the mandatory pirate activities that the island had to offer. But there was one huge problem. Lantsov wasn’t actually a pirate.

by lunarchronicles

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Feeding Famished Florg Fanatically
Feepits! I feel funny fabricating fables featuring Florg, the famished fickle feaster. Frankly, Feeding Florg falls firmly as my favorite feel-good fun! Alas, I cannot keep this alliteration afloat, so onto the guide ye feeders seek!

by gloomyparadise

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Our Neopets are Avatar Collectors Too!
We can all agree that there is an incredible amount of things you can do in Neopets to keep yourself busy with your account improvement, but there is one that it’s beyond the hardest and most recognizable collection amongst all users: avatars.

Also by applefaerie99

by alienigenosidad

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Twelve
He wars with the sorceress, clashing violets and blues. He wars with himself — with the faerie that’s claimed his mind. He wars with them all... and all three wars, he loses.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Undead Rising: Part One
It wasn’t long before Bernard came across a rather interesting gravestone that stood out among the rest of them...

by yoshisislandbandit

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