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The Most Wanted Faerie Quest...

Not all of us are lucky...

Also by dragondancer007.

by sophieauditore

Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 3

I love my pets based on how much money they save me.

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The Oddest Brothers Ever - Island Mystic

Sure you don't...

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Calculating Interest

Again??

Also by admonisher and mapthesoul

by sanamm

Illusen's Secret Valentine

Wait, what?!!

by trilce
A Life Full of Weewoos - Part 1

Waking up can be hard sometimes...

Art by joslucca3000

by sky_lady

Ultimate Genius

How was that easy?!

by pinkcrown123
Just Another Day

Cannot be taken out?!

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by miacirclegirl

Royal Pain

It still hurts.

by winner19955
Such a Gourmet Club

Hunger: very bloated!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Clouds Crash?

Walking through Neopia.. SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!

Also by horse_lovee

by marcthegr8est1

Gourmet Troubles

The harsh realities of Gourmet feeding, it's not all cake and slushies.

by cinnamon_girl
NeoPaper: Thumb Wrestling

Thumb wrestling is best game.

by mbredboy31
Life's Tough in the Kadoatery

Take it!

by goldensif
 
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"The Quest for Piratehood" by lunarchronicles
Lantsov absolutely adored living in a Neohome in Krawk Island. As a pirate Blumaroo, he felt at home among the scourges and scallywags that prowled the beaches and alleys of his neighborhood. And, of course, he participated in all of the mandatory pirate activities that the island had to offer. Drinking Piratey Fruit Juice from glossy tankards in the Golden Dubloon, visiting the Forgotten Shore, and training with Cap’n Threelegs were just some of his favorite activities. But there was one huge problem. Lantsov wasn’t actually a pirate. He longed for the red-and-white striped shirt, the blue coloring, and the little polka dot bandana that would give him the pirate look he so craved. But most of his Neopoints got turned quickly into dubloons, and so he hadn’t saved up nearly enough for a paint brush to fulfill his dream. His sister, Plushue the plushie Blumaroo, came across him one day as he sat at the kitchen table, his snout buried morosely in his arms. She patted his ear with her squishy paw. “What’s wrong?” she asked kindly. “Everything,” Lantsov groaned, his voice muffled. “Why can’t I be a pirate, Plush?” Plushue picked a stray thread from the blue and yellow patch on her tail, and took a seat next to her brother. “Hmmm. Well, why don’t you save up enough Neopoints to buy yourself a paint brush?” she suggested. “I saw a pirate Blumaroo just now, out on the dock, waiting for a boat to Neopia Central. He looked pretty sharp.” “I can’t afford one,” Lantsov said grumpily. “I’ve been trying to play games to win Neopoints, but I’m no good at them.” He slumped down further in his chair. “I’m going to be yellow forever.”




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The Brightvale Market
A spoiled Royal Ixi finds more than she bargained for at the Brightvale Market.

by fleurdust

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The Quest for Piratehood
Lantsov absolutely adored living in a Neohome in Krawk Island. As a pirate Blumaroo, he felt at home among the scourges and scallywags that prowled the beaches and alleys of his neighborhood. And, of course, he participated in all of the mandatory pirate activities that the island had to offer. But there was one huge problem. Lantsov wasn’t actually a pirate.

by lunarchronicles

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Overfeeding is Fun!
When I first started feeding kadoaties, also known as “kads”, I had no idea what an overfeeder was. I foolishly thought everyone stopped feeding kads once they finally got the avatar. Why would you want to feed beyond seventy-five?

by jessica_sweetie8

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The Secret of the Faerie Quests
A collectable card. A toy ball. A stick of red lipstick.

These are all items that the questing faeries may ask for to complete their spells, but how on earth can these things be of any use?

by aethelar


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Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part Six
Orlitz was relieved that the lutaris hadn’t spotted her when she hurriedly ushered her friends out of the lobby. She glanced behind her, worried that they would follow. Luckily, they didn’t, which gave Julian a chance to ask who those Lutaris were.

by josephinefarine

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Twelve
He wars with the sorceress, clashing violets and blues. He wars with himself — with the faerie that’s claimed his mind. He wars with them all... and all three wars, he loses.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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