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You've Been On Neopets Too Long When...

I'm a squirrel

Also by xweetok_lovin_girl.

by sophieauditore

Sunny Side Up: Healing Springs

The water faerie's version of "rush hour" is very different indeed.

by amarettoball
The Insanity Clause

If you can't get in the regular way, cut some corners...

by xmasplush
NeoPaper: Meeting the Beauty Contest Eyrie

He's much too faboo for the rest of us...

by mbredboy31
Happy Peophin Day!

Everybody loves Peophins, but the real question is... What are they?

by scechoi
Customisation Time!

A freshly-painted Techo walks by...

by loislanny
EE&M: Wheel of Common Knowledge

Who's writing these?

Also written by Starrynezz

by elementdragongirl

Friendly

Who is the most loved in Neopia?

by royal_real
Shouldn't You Know?

Can a Ruki swim?

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by light_magical

The Lab Ray Fear

Was it something I said?

by goldensif
Crushing Surprise

Nothing can possibly ruin this day

Also by admonisher and usefrider

by sanamm

Imperial Exam Shenanigans

Also by xxxfenice_neraxxx

by oxbridge_united

Lost Desert Luck

A Lost Desert Mystery... Solved.

by innosently
Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 1

Good morning.

by twillieblossom
Papa's Got Jokes - Gravity

Papa thinks he's hilarious.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

 
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"The Flyer" by _starryeyedsurprise_
I always look forward to the times when my grandmother comes to stay. She's my dad's mother and she comes from a little fishing village on the outskirts of Kiko Lake, and she's small and round and cuddly, just like you'd expect from a plushie Kiko. You should hear the lovely funny way she talks. Sometimes you can't understand what she's talking about and I have to get my dad to translate. When she's here for a holiday she never stops cooking, from the minute she arrives until the minute she leaves because she is so convinced that my dad and I don't get enough to eat. "Ee, shkinny," she says, poking me in the ribs. "There's not a scrap of meat on them bones of yours. We'll soon fettle that." And she rolls her sleeves up, puts a pinny on and sets to work baking cakes, cookies and the yummiest mince beef and potato pies you ever tasted. One morning, during the Festival of Neggs my mother was out for lunch with a friend, whilst my dad was out shopping, Grandma and I were having a great old time rolling out pastry and baking strawberry tarts. I was glad to be indoors in our nice cosy kitchen, especially with my grandma for company. She was cutting out the circles of dough and I was putting them in the tray and spooning dollops of jam into them. Quite a lot of the jam was finding its way into my mouth. "Give over, our Eastly," said my grandma, rapping my knuckles with a wooden spoon. "You'll not want any dinner. And then it'll be me that gets the blame from your mam." Just then there was a loud bang at the back door and Keriso, my zombie Draik best friend, stuck her head in.




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Daniel from Merrida
I’m from Merrida, Meridell. I was born on the North of Meridell, far away from the Darigan Citadel but yet not too far to say I’m a Brightvale citizen: so you can tell our location favoured our village (my family and all the villages) during the wars. I think it is something I should be thankful for.

Also by grimlane

by alienigenosidad


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The Flyer
I always look forward to the times when my grandmother comes to stay. She's my dad's mother and she comes from a little fishing village on the outskirts of Kiko Lake, and she's small and round and cuddly, just like you'd expect from a plushie Kiko.

Also by ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_


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Running A Successful Bakery
A Neopian guide to running the perfect bakery and sweets shop!

by jetaketa

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How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth.
Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you *heart* sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public.

by aspirina

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Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part Four
Orlitz had trouble maneuvering her way through the crowds. The platform was so packed with people, she quickly lost the thief in the midst of all the commotion. The Cybunny reached the end of the platform, trying to find the red-headed Aisha, but she was not so lucky.

by josephinefarine

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Ten
The faerie’s clouds cling to the land like fog. They weave through the trees, and they caress the grass. They swirl like smoke around peoples’ eyes, and their presence hangs low like a canopy of death.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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