Battle Quills... ready! Circulation: 194,151,536 Issue: 742 | 29th day of Swimming, Y18
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Comics


You've Been On Neopets Too Long When...

I'm a squirrel

Also by xweetok_lovin_girl.

by sophieauditore

Sunny Side Up: Healing Springs

The water faerie's version of "rush hour" is very different indeed.

by amarettoball
The Insanity Clause

If you can't get in the regular way, cut some corners...

by xmasplush
NeoPaper: Meeting the Beauty Contest Eyrie

He's much too faboo for the rest of us...

by mbredboy31
Happy Peophin Day!

Everybody loves Peophins, but the real question is... What are they?

by scechoi
Customisation Time!

A freshly-painted Techo walks by...

by loislanny
EE&M: Wheel of Common Knowledge

Who's writing these?

Also written by Starrynezz

by elementdragongirl

Friendly

Who is the most loved in Neopia?

by royal_real
Shouldn't You Know?

Can a Ruki swim?

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by light_magical

The Lab Ray Fear

Was it something I said?

by goldensif
Crushing Surprise

Nothing can possibly ruin this day

Also by admonisher and usefrider

by sanamm

Imperial Exam Shenanigans

Also by xxxfenice_neraxxx

by oxbridge_united

Lost Desert Luck

A Lost Desert Mystery... Solved.

by innosently
Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 1

Good morning.

by twillieblossom
Papa's Got Jokes - Gravity

Papa thinks he's hilarious.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


"The Flyer" by _starryeyedsurprise_
I always look forward to the times when my grandmother comes to stay. She's my dad's mother and she comes from a little fishing village on the outskirts of Kiko Lake, and she's small and round and cuddly, just like you'd expect from a plushie Kiko. You should hear the lovely funny way she talks. Sometimes you can't understand what she's talking about and I have to get my dad to translate. When she's here for a holiday she never stops cooking, from the minute she arrives until the minute she leaves because she is so convinced that my dad and I don't get enough to eat. "Ee, shkinny," she says, poking me in the ribs. "There's not a scrap of meat on them bones of yours. We'll soon fettle that." And she rolls her sleeves up, puts a pinny on and sets to work baking cakes, cookies and the yummiest mince beef and potato pies you ever tasted. One morning, during the Festival of Neggs my mother was out for lunch with a friend, whilst my dad was out shopping, Grandma and I were having a great old time rolling out pastry and baking strawberry tarts. I was glad to be indoors in our nice cosy kitchen, especially with my grandma for company. She was cutting out the circles of dough and I was putting them in the tray and spooning dollops of jam into them. Quite a lot of the jam was finding its way into my mouth. "Give over, our Eastly," said my grandma, rapping my knuckles with a wooden spoon. "You'll not want any dinner. And then it'll be me that gets the blame from your mam." Just then there was a loud bang at the back door and Keriso, my zombie Draik best friend, stuck her head in.




Other Stories


---------

Edna's Quest
The glow of Karipo's lantern did little to dispel the damp gloom of the forest at night. She pulled her cloak tighter around herself and glanced to the left and right, catching sight of a lone Whoot watching her from the treetops.

by demento

---------

The Missing Puzzle Piece
Vladdee the red Shoyru was having the most fantastic day ever! Today, completely out of the blue, his owner decided to give him a gift. This in and of itself is cause for celebration, but when he opened the wrapping paper to see what was inside, he became speechless.

by redlittlebluebird

---------

10 Ways to Show Your Neopets How Much You Care
In an effort to remind everyone the importance of spending time with your neofamily, here are a few easy ways to show your pets how much you care for them.

by ahh_choo

---------

Intro to Restocking for the Collector
There are lots of ways to try to raise the funds to buy All The Things, but the biggest bang for your neopints is to learn how to restock the items you need yourself.

by kimchica

---------

Desert Requiem: Part Seven
After passing the Ring of the Lost into the care of the Chief Royal Sorceror, Sayidah spotted Tomos, who stood uncomfortably off to the side, and Shasef, who still managed to remain in deep slumber despite the general uproar — both neglected as everyone focused on Jazan.

by kalnya

---------

Defender Scarlet Shadow in the Gem of Rundeth: Part Two
Snow covered every flat inch of Happy Valley in a thick white blanket and Sopherie watched in amusement as Jaidenenk tried to keep up with her, obviously unfamiliar with the snow. Jaidenenk did spend his time in warmer climates. Jaidenenk turned to glare at Sopherie.

by orisasda



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.