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The Pant Devil Attractor

It is well named.

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Just Jelni: Blessing Blunder

Generous faeries will only tolerate so much.

by angul888
The Weight of the Rescue

Find out who is the real MVP of Warf Rescue Team.

by carrotbreath
Protect Your Peas, Please!

But your cape today, available at the Hidden Tower!

by littledude61394
Not an Artist

That's NOT how it's done.

by mythicalcanadian
Head in the Clouds: Cup Antics

When glitches impede your team's victory.

by yoshisislandbandit
Trouble in Paradise: Ideas

Yeah, I think we've all been here...

by chasing_stars44
Sunny Side Up: Team Spirit

The AC commentators have surprisingly poor observational skills.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Chokato Slushie

I SAID CHOKATO!

by cria_sherwood
World Domination

Everyone has a weakness

Also by Myulai

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

YYB - The Disadvantage of Being the Opposing Team

This is just getting ridiculous.

by goldensif
Foul Play

I don't think this was random...

Also by jarviscocker.

by sophieauditore

Slushie Slinger Conundrums

It's starting to make sense

by bittersweet52
Shootout Showdown

If I could just get that Chia to quit laughing at me...

by scechoi
Lame Pun: Altador Cup

Finally, some peace and quiet.

by blackaavar
 
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"Lost and Found Again" by geniusbulb
Scellea woke up in the middle of the forest. There was a Kacheek farmer standing over her with a pitchfork in his paw and a very angry look on his face. “What do you think you’re doing?” he said. “You can’t just sleep wherever you want. This is my property!” She tried to speak but found her beak was full of leaves. She spat it out. “Sorry—” she began. “Oh, just get out of here,” said the farmer. “Kids these days!” So she got out. She did not know where she was. Her wings, thankfully, still worked, and after she’d flown up a little distance, she could see that she was just outside the walls of Altador; she’d crashed into some Altadorian farm. But— She flew into the city, landed near one of the reflecting pools, and stared at herself. She was a Faerie Eyrie, a little dusty, with a few leaves still stuck in her feathers. She remembered her name but nothing else about herself, even where she’d come from. She had nothing to her name. “It looks like I’m here for now,” she said to herself. Even the short flight from the farm to the city had exhausted her, and she suspected that one of her wings was sprained. She was hungry, too. She walked instead of flying to Exquisite Ambrosia, where the cheerful Skeith shopkeeper stood selling mountains of bread and grapes and fresh cheese. “What do you mean, you don’t have any money?” he said to her.




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A Pair of Punished Pranksters
The moon was full, and the sky was plagued by ominous shadows. Two Darigan Neopets, a Scorchio and an Aisha, snuck onto the property, spray paint in hand. "I can't believe that Ella beat us in the Beauty Contest," grumbled the Scorchio. "We'll show her!"

by _brainchild_

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Lost and Found Again
So she got out. She did not know where she was. Her wings, thankfully, still worked, and after she’d flown up a little distance, she could see that she was just outside the w

by geniusbulb

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Kaus from A to Z
In celebration of Kau Day, I have compiled a list of various things concerning the species. Here you`ll find everything from famous Kaus, to notes on artwork, reading tips and customization suggestions.

by aleu1986

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Are You an Altador Cup Fanatic?
To make matters worse, many fans are in complete denial about being obsessed with the Cup--you could be addicted and not even know it. So how can you tell if you are one of these crazed fans? Well, in honor of the 11th annual Altador Cup, we’re here to help you recognize if you are truly an Altador Cup fanatic.

Also by drobit

by bha288


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Desert Requiem: Part Two
The Grand Hall of Sakhmet Palace, used to being the venue for important audiences, was to bear witness to an event of historic significance that day. Courtiers in their finery took up position on either side of the room, for once not engaging in idle chatter; their expressions were of rapt attention.

by kalnya

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Five
Maybe if the village wasn’t so consumed in smoke, and he wasn’t choking on the taste of cruel fire magic, and the screaming wasn’t so loud that he can barely hear his own thoughts, he could charge in valiantly like a storybook hero.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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