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The Agony of Being Second

Noooooo.

Also by shennyyy

by icygal2310

Raising Intelligence is Hard

No Meercas were pounded in the making of this comic.

Also by blueberrymuffinpops.

by scechoi

Pea Like - Part 1

I did not think this through.

Also by sanamm

by meowbey

Petpets With Identity Issues

When your petpet start doubting his true species.

by simbologies
Grave Not-So-Dangerous

Sometimes you have to wonder what's really going on down there...

by x0x_gina_x0x
Royal Pain

SO MUCH PAIN

by winner19955
Chihiro versus Neopia #2

Can I have some?

by notquitesanitary
NeoPaper: Daily Logic Strikes Again

I think somebody'd like a word with the webpage writers...

by mbredboy31
Spaceconked

You have GOT to be kidding me...

by general_grievious__
Entropy

Gotta learn to apply yourself in these situations

by the_hoshi_pixi
Aaaachoooo!

Also by: Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

The REAL Cost of Avatars...

Is it really the LUCKY ones who get the avatars?

Also by tcbesser

by sn4zzeh

Fly High: Altador Cup

Who doesn't love the Altador Cup?

by linkxzelda666tingle
Just Jelni: Team Spirit

Everyone's choosing their Altador Cup teams.

by angul888
'Tis the Season!!

What a perfect time to welcome a new member to the family ;)

by neon_leaf
Pants

Um, hello?! Just look at me!

by cria_sherwood
 
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"Bedtime Stories" by aethelar
There are many things I love about my life in Neopia. I love the adventure, the huge variety of lands. I love the food - it makes everything back home seem uninspired, you know? I love that there's magic everywhere, that there are faeries and magic potions and the odd book of spells lurking behind the door. Most of all though, I love my pets, the two bundles of fluff that keep life interesting and give me reason to smile each day. I reminded myself of this at one o'clock in the morning. I love my pets. I do. "Muuuuum!" Bannok wailed, jolting me awake. I scrabbled frantically at the bed to stop myself falling out and blinked at the darkness. The sound of hiccoughing sobs came from down the corridor, and my heart fell. "Mum!" "I'm coming!" I yelled back. I grabbed a dressing gown from the back of the door on my way out and tried to put it on without getting my arms too badly tangled in the sleeves. It took me three tries. I don't function well when I first wake up, not without at least two coffees to start the day. The sobs were getting louder, and there were two of them crying now - Samitan must be awake as well. Sure enough, when I stumbled into their bedroom they were both there, sitting on top of their quilts and glaring daggers at each other.




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Origins: Ethel Boortz
With a sigh, Ethel Boortz slowly eased her way up out of her rocking chair, crossed the porch, and made her way down the steps towards her young grandchildren. "Michah and Kayla, what did I tell you about Yooyball matches?"

by hzoo_26

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Pick Your Own: Experiences of an Explorer
I've always heard tales of the wonderful oasis known as the Meri Acres farm. My friends had told me about the wonderful adventures to be had. They told me about how they had wandered for hours, filling their baskets to the brim with the delicious fruits (but mainly berries) of their labor. I knew, however, that Meri Acres didn’t actually exist.

by auraphic

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Top 5 Easiest Flash Game Avatars
Whether you’re an avid collector or just think game avatars are cool, there’s really no excuse to NOT have these avatars in your collection – they’re fun to work for, great to look at, and improve your account more than you would realize; and, if you get really good, you may even score a trophy in the process!

by forcenturies

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Altador Cup XI Match Report: In the Commentary Box
Despite the high emotions from all sides, the morning papers describe this as a friendly match. We'll see how friendly it is when the first tackles start flying in. Today the participating teams are Haunted Woods and Darigan Citadel. Say hello, boys!

by an9375

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The Vine of Destiny: Book 1, The Apprentice Pirates: Part Four
JayJay, Lili, and Yasmine arrived at the tavern to find it crowded with patrons. However, it was fairly easy to find Garin and the others, as they were the only pirates in the whole joint. The rest were just normal sailors, which wasn’t that surprising in this part of Neopia.

by teamchao466

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part Two
The Dark Faerie Sisters stared in disbelief as they stood in the main entrance to Jhudora’s home. They were expecting something different. Something dark and sinister. Instead, they were greeted by a gaudy, cluttered home painted with only purple and green. Jhudora picked up a bartamus and held it close to her as she smiled brightly.

by rocksysmom



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