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So close.

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by lyndsey4657

Daylight Robbery

Well that was rude.

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by icygal2310

Just Jelni: Faking Faerie

Jelni wants to be painted Faerie, but she gets a different pair of wings!

by angul888
Eclectic Antics: Makeover

The event's not even here yet, but that doesn't mean these crazies can't get hyped about it.

by amarettoball
Altador Cup Foods

Everyone has their own priorities...

by 43456
Even Aethia Has Those Days

Poor Battle Faerie...

by scechoi
Oh No

Uh, nevermind.

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by shadowlugia_92

NeoPaper: Jelly Pet at Mealtime

Observe: a Jelly pet's surreal majesty, as she devours her meal.

by mbredboy31
Mad Scientist Is Mad

Why so crazy?

by brenda_bbm
What If I Turn Into A Frog?

... a frog?

by ketchup547
Annoying Kanrik

I think a better question would be "Why are there so many?"

by theschizophrenicpunk
Head in the Clouds: Altador Cup

Why would you pick Team Altador?

by yoshisislandbandit
The Perils of Customisation

Nobody had thought about that...

by ngf57
Darigan Breakball


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by marbear_4u

My Pet Rojel's Never Ending Career Advice

She never stops at nothing!

by natlain
Sloth's Daily Dare

He never realized games were so fun!

Also by ruben160

by cosmicfire918

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Trophies That We Actually Regret!

Inspired by the ironic notion of actually REGRETTING one's trophies, I thought I'd write this article! Most Neopians are eager to accrue as many trophies as possible. Yet there are also those motley players who actually REGRET the trophies they own! Here are some of the reasons why we might regret some of our trophies!

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Chaos in the Space Station
A loud bang of the front door being slammed echoed in the eventide Zafaras’ long ears. Looking up from his book, Illusens Ixi, Sparkle saw a tall boy with black hair dragging his inventory bag down the hall behind him. “Hey, Mat. What’s up?”

by lilawildflower


A Quest for Color
"A yellow Chia? How boring," Lena sighed, staring back at her reflection in the pool of water. It had rained again last night, leaving puddles of water all over the path to school. She wouldn't mind the rain normally, except this time it had made it impossible for her not to see her reflection, and that was something Lena hated.

by dragondancer007


From the Top: An Inteview with Top Kadoatie Feeder
Whether you have only thought about feeding a Kadoatie or are already and experienced feeder, I’m sure you are curious as to how some dedicated Neopians have managed to feed so many Kadoaties. I’m here today with infernodragon02 to talk about the experiences of one very committed and enthusiastic Kadoatie feeder.

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by malphd


Put Your Party Pants On: TVD
Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us once again, and you know what that means, a 24-hour long PARTY! But what does one wear to a Tyrannian Victory Day party, you ask? Wonder no more because I am here to help.

by oreo2135


Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Five
I remained quiet as Jane, Natia, James, and I walked to this area that was depicted on the map.I didn't argue with James much more. He took a Cartography course at Brightvale University and according to what he said, he was a good student. If he could read the map, then I wouldn't stop him.

by chasing_stars44


Cordilion's Big Adventure: Part Two
Cordie did not awake until small hands lifted him up and began to stroke him. The plushie Noil began to purr as the speckled Aisha read her book and allowed him to rest peacefully in her lap. So it went. Exhausted and starving, Cordie slept, waking only when a reader would scoop him up, settle him on their laps and pet him.

by 77thbigby

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