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Treasure Surprise!

Not what I was expecting.

Also by Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

False Hope

Well that's just mean.

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

HOW??

You should learn to listen.

by supertualet
Just Jelni: Unlikely Friends

Jelni the Cloud Cybunny chooses an unexpected Petpet.

by angul888
The Art of Giving...or Not

When best intentions meet worst case scenario....

by sn4zzeh
Squid Slippers: Pick Your Own Pitfalls

Uh, did it really even need to be asked?

by cosmicfire918
Neocity - Protest

There isn't anything to protest these days, really.

by wiley1080
Eclectic Antics: Long Dresses

There is a direct correlation between fashion choices and one's range of motion. Biscuit wishes it was otherwise.

by amarettoball
Over at the Virtupets Space Station...

Dr. Sloth and Gargarox discuss future menu plans for the Grundo Cafe

by toffeedatepudding
Bad Luck Aisha #1

I didn't mean it as a suggestion!

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

The Zaf Girls

He doesn't know his own strength.

by thesovietivan
Neopia's Wonderful Foods

Disclaimer: Your perception of "wonderful" may vary.

by ryanruff13
How To Beat AAA

Who'd have thought it'd be this easy?!

by hera203
The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 4

I'm not sure that was really a bargain...

by tigerkitten41
Random Oddness

Oh Lulu, this is where your career is heading.

by mistyqee
 
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"Dixie's Wings" by she_chose_love
Did you know that faeries are not born with their wings? They have to work hard to earn them. It’s crazy right? When everyone thinks of a faerie they immediately think of huge, gorgeous, colorful wings. In reality, most regular people do not know how much hard work and effort it takes for a faerie to actually earn their gorgeous and colorful wings. Let me tell you the story of how Dixie earned her wings. It was a day like any other, Dixie was playing with her friends after neo-school. It was bright and sunny, the sky was a clear crystal blue, birds were chirping, children were laughing, everything was great. Then there was a loud, ear shattering scream. It sounded like the world had stopped spinning. All of Dixie’s friends froze, no one had ever heard a noise like that before. They all knew something had to be very wrong. “What was that horrible sound?” Dixie wondered, her thoughts were quickly interrupted by another ear shattering scream. She didn’t even stop to think, before she knew what was happening, she found herself running. Dixie did not know where she was going, but she knew that she had to get there fast. She ran for what felt like seconds, but in these moments, she covered a lot of ground. Looking around, Dixie realized that she was running through a forest. She kept running and running, somehow she knew right where she was supposed to go. As Dixie kept running she knew that she was close to the place she was running to. Suddenly Dixie saw a rushing river up ahead, with a little blue Poogle standing right beside the river. The Poogle had a terrified look on her face. Dixie ran over to the Poogle and asked her if she was okay. The Poogle said that she wasn’t okay and upon further conversation, Dixie learned that her name was Tawny and she was the one screaming.




Other Stories


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So You Want To Be A Villain?
Many have tried for every evil villain's dream of the power hungry grab to rule just one land, like Captain Scarblade's attack on New Maraqua, or wrest control of the entirety of Neopia, like the attempt Hubrid Nox made with his horde of undead slaves. Many have tried, but none have truly succeeded.

Also by dark_angel_ds

by the_lady_j


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The Hidden Treasure
I rode down to the river one morning to see the spring blossoms bloom. My eyes were focused on the ground there, with each step a piece of earth crunched under my feet and the grass bent toward my way. Bending for an old Gnorbu, life and vitality bowing to time-worn straits.

by redken9x9

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The Three Hardest AAA Challenges for Daily Dare 2016
The fun yet stressful Daily Dare is finally over! Everyone’s hard work should now be rewarded with that shiny gold trophy if you have successfully beat AAA’s score in all twenty games. To cap off this year’s Daily Dare, let us recall some of those toughest challenges that had us on the verge of tears!

by feedthefrog

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The Neopian Cookbook: Health Food Edition
The Health Food Shop in Neopia Central is filled with delicious and nutritious food that can be replicated in your own kitchen, provided you have the time and equipment to do so. I picked a few of my favourites to share.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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Cordilion's Big Adventure: Part One
It was a world that Cordilion knew little about. Other than his brief forays onto the balcony, the pampered plushie Noil never went outside. He idly licked a paw and flicked his small round ears as two Beekadoodles flew by.

by 77thbigby

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Sakhmet Stories - The Witch And The Thief: Part Three
"We're lost Sethos." Nephthysma sighed, as she stopped mid-tracks and surveyed the surroundings. They were surrounded by a blanketing sense of nothingness. Nothingness and sand, and then more nothingness.

by iamnotaaron



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