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	Lame Pun: Doing The Books I'm Kinda Sorry For This One by blackaavar
	Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon? by amarettoball
	Badly Armed - The Shoe Lace Life isn't always easy. Also by tedypicker by sophieauditore
	Bows!! A new bow for my gallery!! by franzgirl
	Walein Away So, when you said I was going down... Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle by certifiabletrash
	The Perks of Having Petpets: Pick Your Own A Uni and her Warf discover that you can make and break a fortune within the space of 10 seconds! by xirco
	A Thief's Life - NO CHEATING For the love of Fyora... by yoshisislandbandit
	Bite It As Hard As You Can! Ow. Also by chiefgrumpy. by joslucca3000
	Dungeon Games Not the most welcoming setting. by piratevam
	A Treat What happens when King Altador runs out of gifts... by cherokee165
	Furniture Shopping That little fruit bowl... by ketchup547
	Buzzies Come on, bee serious. by catanator500
	Party Zafara Balloons! That could certainly make a party pop! by dash_p
	Tough Competition Also by alyndasgallery by brooklyn3223
	Past Experience: Jellybeans The true face of jellybeans. by scribblecop
	Mean Grarrls That'll teach him. by cyallia

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"Letters to Goose" by chistise
Dear Goose, I hope you are well and enjoying your travels in Shenkuu. I heard the weather there in summer is nice and warm. I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here. I got rather a shock the first night I came here. You remember how awful the weather was just that evening. After you went off on urgent business, I went down the winding path to the house. I stumbled upon it just as I started to worry I had taken a wrong turn somewhere. I pushed open the gate with a tremendous creak and walked up the decrepit path to the house. Lighting flashed as I reached the door and I saw this great, bulky outline of the house looming over me. It looked like it could topple over at any minute. I almost turned back but by then I had already knocked on the door and it seemed impolite to retreat just then. I shouldn’t have worried for no one came to the door. I leaned up against it to listen for any footsteps.

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Letters to Goose
Dear Goose, I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here.

by chistise

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Usuki Singing Stars #29: Sparkles Be Not Proud
“Scary! Look! Look! Look!” Sparkles chanted, rushing into the living room. The pink Bruce eagerly waved an envelope over her head. “Look at what I got in the mail today!!!” she gasped. “Don’t tell me you actually got fan mail,” Scary groaned. The purple Bruce flipped through her fashion magazine, not bothering to look up. “Or is it another NT rejection letter?”

by downrightdude

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The Definitive Ranking of All Neopian Coffee Shops
Don’t have enough time to brew your own coffee at home? Consistently disappointed by your vain attempts to recreate your favorite coffee drinks? Need to go on a budget because of all the whipped cream you keep buying for said recreated drinks? I can’t help you with the last thing, because this article is all about how you should spend your money. Specifically, for spending it on coffee.

by bizniscorg

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Is a Mall Right for You?
There is also another option that many may not consider: whether or not to join a mall. It can be a difficult decision to make, so consider these things before committing.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Six
Either he was very clueless or he was buying some time for something. No matter what, my mind wouldn't change. He was caught.

by chasing_stars44

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part One
Chloe breathed deeply the morning air as she closed the front door behind herself. It was a glorious late spring morning and the air was fragrant and warm, with just a slight tinge of humidity. She walked down the front path to the sidewalk. As she reached the final step, she was cut off by one her sisters hopping through the shrubs lining the walkway.

by kristykimmy

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