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	Anniversary- Epilogue I was wondering where those guys went... by caylista
	Oh No... Robots!! Idea by ruben160 by tatadsb
	When Zombies Attack...and fail. Not all zombies get the hang of it. Written by cherishtwilight by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: No Neoschool? Should've learned that by now... by mbredboy31
	Potatoes - Loyalty This is not what I signed up for. by breaziecat
	Paint Brush Woes Hm, not what I was expecting... by milestrong
	Wishes Can Be Evil Well this plan backfired. Also by gypsychic420 by vesus10
	Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations Uh, yeah, I totally sold them... Art by brooklyn3223 by therainbowsheep
	Changes What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall? Also by meowbey by certifiabletrash
	#LDN - Introduction An introduction to the evil Kiko known as the Dark Lord of Nightmares... by gorubeza
	Nesting What is going on!? Also by spurstrap! by suixx
	Fire VS Ice And the winner is...? Idea by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Mean Grarrls Ow! by cyallia
	Evil-opia: The Plan I guess height really does matter. by mucka33

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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth

Hello again! After the success of "101 Ways To Annoy Dr. Sloth", I received a lot of feedback. A lot. So I would like to stress again, even more so, that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to annoy Dr. Sloth. I mean it. Do not. Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth… 50 reasons to respect Dr. Sloth (even if you don’t like him, which I definitely do, because he's rad).

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Carrot Cake
"Ugh, Emmy, I'm not sure if I can pull this off..." The Maraquan Carma doesn't say anything. It's an hour until dawn in the camp of the Ixi Raiders of Cogham, and Mer is about to lose his mind. That is, if he hasn't completely lost it already.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Just a Grarrl
Memories of Captain Emilia Grarrl

by gooduntill1910

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Filling Your Trophy Cabinet
I have been doing my best to find the games that I, and others who aren’t great when it comes to games, can attain with just a little practice and timing everything just right. The games listed aren’t all flash games, but they’re trophies that aren’t always suggested as the easy-to-get ones.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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Character(s) Re-Introductions: Taelia & Ember
This time I’m actually interviewing two characters, the two Faerie hosts of Games Master Challenge Y17: Team Fire leader, Ember the Fire Faerie Gormball player, and Team Snow leader, Taelia the Snow Faerie.

by pikachu315111

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Beneath the Haunted Woods: Part Four
Nothing but the sounds of crumbling stones and rock could be heard as Arthur traversed the dark, hollow tunnel, his hand against the wall to keep himself from slipping over the rough, jagged ground beneath him. The red Zafara’s legs ached, his head throbbed and his eyes weary. Small, loose stones that littered the cave floor pinched, stabbed and strained his feet with every step.

by shadowknight_72

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Two
"This can't be..." I said at last. "No, it can't be..." "I'm sorry," Nathan consoled. "I tried getting the story out of the paper, but I found out about it just as they were printing it."

by chasing_stars44

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