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Anniversary- Epilogue

I was wondering where those guys went...

by caylista
Oh No... Robots!!

Idea by ruben160

by tatadsb

When Zombies Attack...and fail.

Not all zombies get the hang of it.

Written by cherishtwilight

by sophieauditore

NeoPaper: No Neoschool?

Should've learned that by now...

by mbredboy31
Potatoes - Loyalty

This is not what I signed up for.

by breaziecat
Paint Brush Woes

Hm, not what I was expecting...

by milestrong
Wishes Can Be Evil

Well this plan backfired.

Also by gypsychic420

by vesus10

Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations

Uh, yeah, I totally sold them...

Art by brooklyn3223

by therainbowsheep

Changes

What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall?

Also by meowbey

by certifiabletrash

#LDN - Introduction

An introduction to the evil Kiko known as the Dark Lord of Nightmares...

by gorubeza
Nesting

What is going on!?

Also by spurstrap!

by suixx

Fire VS Ice

And the winner is...?

Idea by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Mean Grarrls

Ow!

by cyallia
Evil-opia: The Plan

I guess height really does matter.

by mucka33
 
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"Pyramid" by azienskieth
"Are we ready to lock it up, Chief?" Melek asked the soldier in charge of the scene. Chief Lokenus looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "My soldiers will have everything packed within an hour. Why are you so anxious to close it?" "Lokenus, I've been waiting twelve years for this to happen. I'd like to savour it a little, but unfortunately I've got things to do. We need to replace the king, soon." King Ordiph, ruler of Sakhmet, had been found unmoving in his bedroom the day before. After being taken to the medical tent, it was announced that the king had passed away. Worse still, the king had not left an heir - a different family line would have to ascend to the throne. Ordiph had ruled for twelve years, and proved to be a very popular leader among the people of Sakhmet. His chief advisor had been Melek, from the moment he took the throne until the second he lost it.




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Just a Grarrl
Memories of Captain Emilia Grarrl

by gooduntill1910

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Pyramid
"Are we ready to lock it up, Chief?" Melek asked the soldier in charge of the scene. Chief Lokenus looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "My soldiers will have everything packed within an hour. Why are you so anxious to close it?" "Lokenus, I've been waiting twelve years for this to happen. I'd like to savour it a little, but unfortunately I've got things to do. We need to replace the king, soon."

by azienskieth

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8 Ways To Ring In Y18 With Your Pets
The holidays are over for another year, and you have a brief time to relax and recoup. As you sit around your fireplace or your dinner table reminiscing about what you accomplished in Y17, and your hopes for Y18, you might be thinking about how to celebrate the incoming new year. Fortunately for you, I compiled this super-fun list of options for you and your pets!

by bizniscorg

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What Newbies Should Know About The GMC
Inspired by the spirit of helpfulness, I thought I'd make a list of things that newbies wouldn't know about the GMC. It's too late for this article to help the current population of players, since the GMC is over by now, but maybe someone in the future will look up this article and be genuinely helped by its contents. That would make me smile!

by indulgences

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part Five
Chloe hurried into the HQ the next morning, glad to see the doors were already replaced. She walked into the control room to find Judge Hog and Loraine on a call. She stepped back into the doorway to wait for them to finish. When they did, she entered again.

“Go downstairs and have Dr. Flexo check your head,” Judge Hog told her immediately.

by kristykimmy


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A Light Faerie's Quest: Part One
High above the clouds, Flora the Light Faerie lived with her sisters in a small cottage on the outskirts of Faerieland. She had a comfortable life, sharing her knowledge with her younger siblings and making sure they knew the lay of the land and the ways of their people. Folks around town knew of her kindness, as she was constantly doing her best to help others in any way they might need.

by alyndasgallery



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