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Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 12

Things aren't really that Black and White.

by june_scarlet
Anniversary - Part 14

You mean I have to wait until September to get the avatar?!?

by caylista
Eclectic Antics: Trading Places

Don't worry, Hanso is currently fine. Slightly charred, but fine.

by amarettoball
The Helpful Healing Faerie

Well that felt like an overreaction.

Also by inrainbows

by corrina404

Normal is Boring

A trip to the Tombola!

by alexatina
Book House

By been a ghost, one should not worry of...

by oscaryg5
My Coconut Jubjub Natsukae

How to deal with a Neopet brat!

by lyra_blazingstar
Sibling Antics

This is why all of my neopets are hungry...

by kackcheeka
Slush: Meepit Addition

Well that was unexpected.

by _torchic__
Fortune Faerie

That's an odd request...

by x0x_gina_x0x
That's One Way to Do It!

I was wondering where those items came from...

by agentcpfan
The Problem with Owning a Magma Neopet

You've got to be very careful- it might as well burn your Neohome down.

by dawgcpa
Dad Knows Best #1

Dad meets wii's new friend

by wiiwario112
Dream Neopet Giveaway Part 2

Maybe a more general present would be better.

Written by queenmelissa93

by sophieauditore

Singing Out of Tune

Don't be ashamed of your really bad singing. Maybe it can make someone's day! Art by _frostmourn

by realidade
A Canine Conundrum

Something's wrong with Dave...

by pirate_11
A Pteri in a Phear Tree

Twelve days of giving!

by toasterwaffle
 
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"It's All in the Presentation" by 77thbigby
A roar of rage came from the Rainy Hollow Armoury. Lofty wrinkled his nose at the sound and entered the long building. To his very great surprise, a baby Skeith stood in the middle of the space, meaty hands clenched, green eyes glaring. Lofty approached the other baby, unsure of the stranger. Then, it came to him in an instant. Lofty knew who this was! “Brawnson!” Lofty exclaimed, thick blue fur bristling in shock. The baby Skeith turned to face Lofty. “Yes.” “How did this happen?” “Boochi happened. If I ever get my hands on that Bruce…” Brawnson’s words hung heavily in the air. Lofty barely managed not to shudder. “Thank Fyora Split Paint Brushes are cheap,” Brawnson muttered. “You’re not going to stay baby, then?” Lofty asked. Brawnson stared at the baby Yurble as if he never seen him before. Then, he snorted. “No, I’m not. Lofty, you know I’m the armourer of Rainy Hollow. How can I do that if I’m a baby?” Brawnson’s green eyes still shone with heat. “Have you tried?” Lofty flicked his cinnamon roll ears as he looked at his friend. “Why would I do that?” “Why not?”




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The April Fool That Fooled Us All
My older (by only 1 day) and shorter ‘brother’, Harrund, a red Shoyru, and I were getting ready for our training when a female blue Aisha showed up, very unannounced, and seemed quite confused about being with us, too. “Who are you?” Harrund asked immediately.

by midnight_spell360

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It's All in the Presentation
A roar of rage came from the Rainy Hollow Armoury. Lofty wrinkled his nose at the sound and entered the long building. To his very great surprise, a baby Skeith stood in the middle of the space, meaty hands clenched, green eyes glaring. Lofty approached the other baby, unsure of the stranger. Then, it came to him in an instant.

by 77thbigby

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Pass the Pound Cake!
If you’re like most Neopians, you probably indulged in many feasts, eating far too many Christmas cookies and helpings of turkey dinner. You might be feeling a little bloated and wondering why your pants are feeling a wee bit snug. You’ve probably even started feeling a little bit of food remorse. If you’re not sure, there are some common symptoms you can look out for.

Also by dutchese159

by krispykritter6


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8 Easy New Year’s Resolutions Ideas
Picking your New Years resolution can be tricky, as we all know that they can be VERY difficult to actually stick to! Here is a list of 8 resolutions that are not only easy to stick to, but they’re also mostly extremely cheap or free (that’s right! You don’t have to invest hundreds of millions of neopoints into completing your stamp album).

by ahh_choo

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part Four
Chloe's return to consciousness was accompanied by a smashing headache that made her regret the fact that she had woken up. She groaned and dug her fists into her eyes, a move which she instantly regretted as the contact with her head only made the pain worse.

by kristykimmy

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Simeon's Song: Part Two
The terror-filled tension that hangs in the air seems to make the sun disappear and force the trees to lean in, smothering. The Gelert Assassin rotates his sword's hilt in his hand agitatedly – threateningly – but Ember still tries her best to remain calm. She doesn't look away from his shadowed honeycomb eyes.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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