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	Trouble in Paradise: Chocolate Woes It's happened seven times already. by chasing_stars44
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 8 But, I mean, I've done everything right, I'm a real villain, what else is there to do? by june_scarlet
	Anniversary- Part 10 And Hanso takes the cake! He literally takes the cake... by caylista
	Symol Hole Trouble Maybe I didn't think that one all the way through... Also by sarah2396 by moonlitennight
	What If, The Wheel How would this game work then? Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie
	Time Will Tell Just a minute, give me a second chance. Also by minnesotan and wtmoof by msjanny
	A Faerie's Woes ...and now? Idea by sergente__hartmann by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Taming Melvin the Monster: Special Delivery Still nothing? Also by darkpinkrose. by bittersweet52
	Neopetism: What He Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him Uh, does he realize what he's eating? Art by: Airismile Idea by: Sasuke1322441 by sasuke1322441
	Neopian Times Tables Anybody? Please? Also by beanie_lova by fooshfuush
	Have A Grape Day Hey! What in the-- Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2 by meowbey
	Sweet (Sweet) Revenge Years later there's finally a new meaning to "Chocolate Lupe Treat". by bloctopi
	Who Knew Princesses Had Self Destruct? It's hard being mutant Also by xorag by somethingsosurreal
	The Smelly Truth Well, that stinks. by rikarie
	Obsidian Bay WHY?! Also by sophieauditore by iluminescent
	The Pros of Owning a Skeith or Grarrl You'll never have to worry about all that extra junk again. by supertualet
	Tourist Zafara: Rope Bridge I think it's raining tourists again... by virtualsketcher
	Eclectic Antics: Broken Vase Well, that escalated quickly. by amarettoball
	If Potions Could Talk... If only... by latizule
	Prequel: I Shall Call Him Mr. Feathers That was so fast! Also by krispykritter6 by dutchese159

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"Spacerocked! Exposed" by vanillafilth
Deep in the bowels of Kreludor incessant chattering permeated the air, radiating from a small nondescript building. Within said buildings walls was a cozy meeting room, plush seats lining the long ovular table, a small portable heater cranked up to a cozy medium despite the absence of any cold. The chatter came from a gathering of Grundos, each seated in one of the aforementioned chairs. Most of their shared words were nothing but small talk about the not-weather, while a few discussed the latest jet pack upgrade. All voices ceased when a looming figure entered the room, door slamming shut behind them. With a flourish of his dark cape, Dr. Sloth strode to the front of the room with a grace afforded by the grandiosity of his evil. Or so he chose to perpetuate. “I’m sure the lot of you wonder why I’ve asked to meet with you,” he drawled, booming voice reverberating off the walls. One of the Grundos whimpered. “I’m aware of a game the lot of you play, one in which you slingshot rocks with the hope of taking down my spaceship.”

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Spacerocked! Exposed
All voices ceased when a looming figure entered the room, door slamming shut behind them. With a flourish of his dark cape, Dr. Sloth strode to the front of the room with a grace afforded by the grandiosity of his evil. Or so he chose to perpetuate.

by vanillafilth

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Separation
Trouble. Habib wished that they were facing Trouble, the blue Babyca, now. Unfortunately, trouble in this case was three dark faeries. Not one. Not two. Three!

by 77thbigby

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Advent Calendar - The Items Worth Keeping!
Even though thousands of each item has been distributed to the community over the years - a handful of items have appreciated in value and now cost a pretty Neopoint. With the help of the Super Shop Wiz, we’ve scoured through the records and have listed the top ten most prized and expensive items of the calendar’s past.

by notmylife

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The Sweet Xweetok: Why We Love Them
This year the Xweetok (along with yours truly) celebrate their 10th year in Neopia! In doing research for this article, I have asked people on the boards what their favourite things about Xweetoks are. I wanted to know users favourite Xweetok colours and wearables and generally what makes this species so popular.

by aleu1986

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The Silver Lining: Part Two
She stalked back and forth, wishing she could punch something. She had entered the Beauty Contest countless times. She had advertised as much as she could, she had talked with voters. And Thunder, who had never entered the Beauty Contest before in his life, who had never shown even the most basic interest in beauty or fashion, had beaten her.

by goodsigns

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Neoquest II: The Forgotten Heroine: Part One
Arthur was a Red Bruce who had gotten caught up in the Neoquest hype a bit later than the other children, but he too enjoyed playing Neoquest II. Eventually though, what happens to most gamers happened to him too, he found that the game’s plot was hackneyed, and repetitive, and it felt more like work than playing, so he quit in the middle of his Evil Mode run. Several years later, when all of that was a distant memory, he passed by a store one day and something displayed on the window caught his eye. It looked like a Neoquest game, but the title and cover were different, it said; Neoquest II: The Forgotten Heroine.

by rider_galbatorix

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