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Trouble in Paradise: Family

What family isn't a bit weird? (Dangerous, though...)

by chasing_stars44
Lucky?

In the end, the Kacheek still needed to make a visit to the NC Mall.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 7

Surprised? You always did underestimate me.

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 2

The last of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 9

I'll show you strong supporting-turned-main character in a later plot..

by caylista
Dr. Sloth Toy Army

What exactly are you doing with all those toys?

Also by sarah2396

by moonlitennight

It's Raining... Mortogs!

I knew there was an upside to all this collecting

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Confusing Curves

Study hard, play hard.

by helgado
Dice-A-Blumaroo

Boing!

Also by mabi1234

by cherokee165

Can I NOT have a petpet?

Choosing the perfect petpet continues to be difficult for some pets...

by _clement_
Customization Disaster

The things we do for beauty!

by c4774r3
The Rickety Ship: Sick Beats

Well then...

by dimartedi
Unwelcome Wisdom

Uh, shouldn't they look happier?

by berdor
The Stock Market

Patience is a virtue.

by sado400
Color Fail #5

I knew this was a bad choice...

by susy_ti
Maintenance

Seriously? Again?!

by ssjelitegirl
Hot Chili Problems

My bad?

by sara1elo
Crafters

Cookies!

by ianharrypotter
Juice? Part 2

Well that backfired.

Also by yami_yugi_555

by meowbey

Neocity - Usuki

Looks like Usuki Frenzy isn't quite dead yet.

by wiley1080
 
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"The Thing With Wings" by cherishtwilight
"Can we consider him a member of the undead?” Cornelius Blunt glared at the white Zafara with wings on its back, wearing a brown coat, sitting out on the Sanatorium porch under the pouring rain. His fellow newly-hired nurse, a mummified Ruki in hospital garb with a somewhat defective tongue, shrugged, saying: “Wreeeaaah?” “Yes, I know, Vanessa,” he replied, “I’m just saying it’d be proper if he was undead. Or at least a freak of nature. You know, like me.” Blunt stood in silence, before looking back at the figure outside the window. “Is he a freak of nature?” “Graaaeih.” “Yeah, I suppose you’re right. He could be one of those newfangled faerie pets.” Blunt folded his arms over his chest in deep consideration. Lightning struck, and it took a full thirty seconds for the thunder to follow it. “He might get cold out there. We could at least suggest shelter for him if he’d prefer it.” “Ayeeaha?” “Fine, you call Oppo and I’ll persuade him in,” Blunt groaned. “And make it quick. You better not have me waiting as long as the last time.”




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The Thing With Wings
“Can we consider him a member of the undead?” “Can we consider him a member of the undead?”

Cornelius Blunt glared at the white Zafara with wings on its back, wearing a brown coat, sitting out on the Sanatorium porch under the pouring rain. His fellow newly-hired nurse, a mummified Ruki in hospital garb with a somewhat defective tongue, shrugged, saying: “Wreeeaaah?”

by cherishtwilight


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Lost Beauty
The forest calls to Pilotare, but what is it saying?

by artusativ

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16 Ways Neopets Helps You Master "Real-World" Skills
In honor of Neopets’ 16th birthday, we’ve compiled a list of 16 awesome aspects of Neopets.com that have taught us Neopians some useful things about the “real world,” as some like to call it. (Wait, what? There’s life outside of Neopets?)

Collaboration with hottendott

by a_ramsell


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The Shopkeepers
In every Neopian land, there are shops, and where there are shops, you`ll find shopkeepers. This article is not about the busy, hardworking Neopets that manage the thriving businesses from Moltara to Neopia Central, however, it`s dedicated to those who watch over the user`s shops and galleries.

by aleu1986

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Mr. Aramate's Wonderous Emporium of the Soul: Part Seven
Peter ran as fast as his little legs could carry him. The path back to the town had been blocked by angry townsfolk, and after Esther Fastbelly’s reaction, the little Gelert wasn’t in a rush to encounter any more of them.

by herdygerdy

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The Faerie of Ars Arcanium: Part Three
The spiralling portal opened before Alyss just like it did yesterday. Diakumablo noted to himself that it was still as surprising and as impressive as it was the first time.

"Are you all sure you'll be fine on your own?" Queen Fyora asked them, clearly concerned.

by orisasda




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