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At An Interview

Why, what a silly question!

by wokitana
Thanks Food Club!

It's the thought that counts?

Written by: chasing_stars44

Drawn by fhujmasterofhedgehog

by fhujmasterofhedgehog

Blossoms~ Retry Part 6

She gives conversation classes after hours.

by twillieblossom
The Jubjub Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

Or Was That A Coconut?

by mustikeuh121
Edible Escapades: Part Three

Kocrel tries a delicacy that "livens" his taste buds.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Poogles & Giggles #4

Ooooh... Cheese!?

by lizzbear_
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 1

Hungry pets are Traitorous Pets.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

The Rickety Ship: Inaccurate

We've all been here before.

by dimartedi
Favorite Owner

Don't pick favorites; it usually doesn't end well.

by amarettoball

Problem solved.

by fourin

Mealtimes don't always go exactly to plan...

by _clement_
Can't Argue With That

But really... How?

Art by deasilenziosa

Written by sergente__hartmann

by deasilenziosa

Kad Problems?!


Also by industrial.

by praline01

Freak-out - Style

... Did you say Queen Fyora?!

by ichigostars
Harsh Reality

Why wraiths cause your pet to become sad.

by blink_darkphoenix
I Was Wondering...

It's poisonous, sir.

by watersprite112
Random Oddness

... Gee, thanks for the tip.

by mistyqee
Kass Basher Troubles


Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Tuba Is Very Sad

It wants WHAT?!

by femu
Behind the Screens: Wheeler's Wild Ride

Things look a little different from a Lenny's-eye view.

Also by caiomav

by globetrekker

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Backpacking On A Budget

Hopefully you have got hold of all the necessary equipment and are ready for adventure. If you only have limited funds it’s important to work out the best route to the places you want to visit. Neopia is a big place and it can be very expensive to travel between different lands. Here I’m going to explain how to go about the first part of your journey in a way which is big on adventure but low on cost.

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*snap* That was the sound that the striped Gelert's tourist camera makes when she elegantly took a photo. Charliemae...

by sparkleeze


When a Vacation Isn't a Choice
"Greetings, subject group 647-B. My name is Phidre, and today you will be testing a few of the Space Station’s latest technological devices, including the much-anticipated Nebula Force Field Generator. I presume you have all signed and read the safety waivers…” The microphone in Phidre’s ear crackled. A voice boomed into her ear, mixed with static. “Dr. Phidre, you don’t have any subjects today,

by guineagymnastics


Guide to Ice Cream Machine
Have you ever wondered what happens when you eat too much ice cream? It happened to Adee the Chia. She had ice cream for breakfast, for lunch and for dinner. And now she’s trapped into some strange dream where the ice cream is attacking her! And that is what Ice Cream Machine is all about!

by golvenzee


Rhoasy's Raddest Restaurants #2: Hubert's Hot Dogs
For this trip, we’re wandering into the Neopian Bazaar to try our hand at Hubert’s Hot Dogs- the best place to snatch a hotdog in the whole of Neopia. This place is fast food at its finest- and when I say fast food, believe me, I mean it!

by tennesseethomas


Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Twelve
Suzette stood poised and tall, her shoulder-length black hair styled in a neat bob. Her wings were of the same shape of a Dark faerie’s only hers were light indigo with red interiors. She eyed Kira once more with her deep-red eyes and smirked with her ruby lips. “Do you honestly believe there was only one Darkest faerie in all of Neopia?”

by downrightdude


The Warrior Princess: The Coronation: Part One
Princess Clarity Ryan was sitting in the private study of the castle. Her tutor was droning on and on about the history of Altador and how it affects them. Clarity was growing weary. She hadn’t been sleeping well for the past week due to nightmares of the war...

by purplbrooke

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