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||Issue: 605 | 26th day of Swimming, Y15
|Turning Pages - Part 2I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to read your books in your own version of reality.|
|Dream Color!Life is a playground!|
|Road to Fame - Maggie's Idea (Part 3 of 6)She's not as dumb as she looks...
|So Says the Slorg!!What is this "dignity" of which you speak?|
|War Is EasierThat explains a lot...
|Literally ~ 999,999 DaysDo the math...
|Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: SpoilsKanrik... *sigh*|
|Deranged But FunBehold, the versatility of Neopian mushrooms!|
|Just StuffsWhatcha thinkin' about?
Idea by madamkambria
|A Disguising ExperienceSurprising obstacles occur when submitting a comic.
Idea by magnetismo
|Improper UseIf Dr_Death and Rose spoke another language, what would it be? (Hint: it isn't Tyrannian!)|
|Squid Slippers - Secrets of the Ice PowerupHuh, what's this?|
|...::: Yooyus Are Nasty :::...-Bonus-Something is missing... But what?...
|Not Ill!Wasn't this so much more fun than helping a Dark Faerie?... I thought so!~|
|Down the Symol HoleIt's very mysterious!|
|ImmunityRun, Boochi is here!|
|Witty Title: A New RoommateWhat's up?|
|Twin!Ahh, from the mouths of babes - WHOA, WAIT, what did you just say?!|
|You Are So Wasting TimeNice choice, captain.|
|True Tales from NeopiaWhy, this NEVER happens to me! Nuh-uh!|
|Dead End: Boochi 2He's... he's --!|
|Tomato Omelettes: My Imaginary FriendThis is embarrassing.|
|BTRP: Certainly 'Something'She means well... we think.|
|Fury in the KingdomTo be fair we don't think anyone knows what to do with angry Peophins.|
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"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni" by almedha
"But... but what is this?" Rushishi objected, flopping the cover of the book he was reading back over his Blumaroo hand. Something about their owner, Almedha, wanting them to spend more time reading and getting smarter and less time playing games. For some reason. "101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this... Was there a book out there entitled 101 Ways to Annoy a Blumaroo? It might be worth checking out...
|The Muted Library|
Up on a rural mountain top, there is a wealth of knowledge only to be found by the most devoted of seekers.
|The Rehabilitation of a Meepit|
The day we met, Cecil the Meepit was late. He knew it didn't matter, in all probability no one would notice because of the sheer privacy in which it was held.
|Sightseeing in Meridell|
I recommend you start out your day by playing a quick game of Cheeseroller... you're bound to get a bit messy, but this is one of the oldest traditions in Neopia!
|Rogue and Rover: Part Two|
There was no such thing as waiting for the weather to clear on Terror Mountain. The sun shone through the clouds on only a handful of days each year, and even if there wasn't new snow falling, the wind still whipped the existing drifts back up into the faces of anyone unlucky enough to be slogging through them...