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Turning Pages - Part 2

I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to read your books in your own version of reality.

by jupebox
Dream Color!

Life is a playground!

by larenchan
Road to Fame - Maggie's Idea (Part 3 of 6)

She's not as dumb as she looks...

by emmilou123
So Says the Slorg!!

What is this "dignity" of which you speak?

by supercheezee
War Is Easier

That explains a lot...

by classicmess
Literally ~ 999,999 Days

Do the math...

by pirate_cove
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Spoils

Kanrik... *sigh*

by shamaela
Deranged But Fun

Behold, the versatility of Neopian mushrooms!

by superzombie
Just Stuffs

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Idea by madamkambria

by l3lo0

A Disguising Experience

Surprising obstacles occur when submitting a comic.

Idea by magnetismo

by cevierakasky

Improper Use

If Dr_Death and Rose spoke another language, what would it be? (Hint: it isn't Tyrannian!)

by solitarybird
Squid Slippers - Secrets of the Ice Powerup

Huh, what's this?

by cosmicfire918
...::: Yooyus Are Nasty :::...-Bonus-

Something is missing... But what?...

by chlo26
Not Ill!

Wasn't this so much more fun than helping a Dark Faerie?... I thought so!~

by front_reverie
Down the Symol Hole

It's very mysterious!

by heavens_rim
Immunity

Run, Boochi is here!

by saudadesdagripe
Witty Title: A New Roommate

What's up?

by fluffy_bumbkin
Twin!

Ahh, from the mouths of babes - WHOA, WAIT, what did you just say?!

by nausicaa1992
You Are So Wasting Time

Nice choice, captain.

by jeanbesta
True Tales from Neopia

Why, this NEVER happens to me! Nuh-uh!

by lil_jen_aside
Dead End: Boochi 2

He's... he's --!

by killable
Tomato Omelettes: My Imaginary Friend

This is embarrassing.

by skyward_rush
BTRP: Certainly 'Something'

She means well... we think.

by gothicxmaiden
Fury in the Kingdom

To be fair we don't think anyone knows what to do with angry Peophins.

by rory321363
 
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"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni" by almedha
"But... but what is this?" Rushishi objected, flopping the cover of the book he was reading back over his Blumaroo hand. Something about their owner, Almedha, wanting them to spend more time reading and getting smarter and less time playing games. For some reason. "101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this... Was there a book out there entitled 101 Ways to Annoy a Blumaroo? It might be worth checking out...




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The Rehabilitation of a Meepit
The day we met, Cecil the Meepit was late. He knew it didn't matter, in all probability no one would notice because of the sheer privacy in which it was held.

by nommitt

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The Myth of Venuquin
Straining against the rope, the Shoyru gritted his teeth and pulled, wings mimicking the captain's.

by hipstergabriel

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Potatoes: Meridell's Greatest Treasure
Restockable in the Merifoods Shop, this item is a cornerstone of the Meridellian economy and can be found all throughout Neopia in various forms. I am speaking, of course, about the potato.

by lutari_lover_555

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14 Unconventional Ways to Beat the Heat
Tired of sipping some ice-cold lemonade and relaxing in the shade to beat that summer heat? Okay, neither am I. But why not look into some, shall we say, alternate methods of cooling off?

by littlemouse_rbd

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Against All Odds - Part One
"Well, that was not what I expected to happen," Chloe declared as she regained consciousness.

by kristykimmy

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A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part Seven
He'd never seen the captain of the Intrepid look so unraveled, but his voice was steady when he tilted his head to the starboard side of the ship and said, "There."

by kandeegrrl



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