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Budding Trouble - Part 8

Neoschools are a thing, right? Right?

by jupebox
Issue 599


by black_words
*Face Palm* 4

Your toys are everywhere.

Idea by bananerr

by glitterrpop

Petpets are friends, not food

but vegetarian dishes taste pretty good too!

by irasshai

Advantage of being an expert in Sewage Surfer

by white_draigon
Pet Problems - Hide and Go Seek

Perhaps Hide and Go Seek wasn't the best idea...

by smilie99
Squid Slippers

But I like being a Ruki!

by cosmicfire918

"Clearly, there was a flaw in the design process..."

by nintendologist
Mamma Knows Best - Part 1

See? You have to run fast to play both sides!

by 0123kl
Sketch Parade

Appreciate what you get.

by glitt_
Neopian Cures

Tastes kinda funny.

by turquoisebird47
So Says the Slorg!

Would someone kindly inform Zombie Galem that begging for Neopoints or items is against the rules?

by supercheezee
Jub, Jub, and Away!

Next year we'll skip the balloons.

by iluvfyora896
Adventures in Apple Bobbing

That's where they came from...

by silvergullmon77
Use Your Imagination

What an amazingly powerful performance by the ________ team.

by shadowstrand

Beach excuses...

by lilypotter
Unlikeable Sort

It's in their nature.

by keese_bat
Yooyuball Changes… Almost

There's been a lot of buzz around the stadium.

Also by kevkutout

by horse_lovee

Random Oddness

Many others know that feel, bro.

by mistyqee
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